Feminine Charms

Via Yahoo Messenger with my bestie friend Ashtenboo. Towards the end of one of our wonderful conversations.


Ashten Fox: ok
Ashten Fox: i must
Ashten Fox: shower
Ashten Fox: and
Ashten Fox: attend to my beauty routine
Ashten Fox: aka get my shit buffed and painted
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: god, we are not feminine at all
Ashten Fox: lol i know
delaneyundead: even when we try to do feminine things
Ashten Fox: im such a dude
Ashten Fox: but ohw ell
Ashten Fox: *well
delaneyundead: its like, "alright...gotta go wax my pits, bish"
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: I act girly around Steve
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: i act girly in public for the most part
delaneyundead:but at home we all know i rip my tampons out int the kitchen
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
Ashten Fox: yes but
Ashten Fox: its charming
delaneyundead: lol....I look very cute when I do it.
delaneyundead:lmfao
Ashten Fox:this is true
Ashten Fox:you do it in a girly way
Ashten Fox: i mean
Ashten Fox:tampons are feminine
delaneyundead: yeah and if you giggle as you rip it out it kind of looks more charming
Ashten Fox: true
Ashten Fox:especially if your nails are painted
Ashten Fox:which they were
delaneyundead: red
delaneyundead: painted red
delaneyundead: that way the blood blends in so it still has a feminine appeal
delaneyundead: color coding is feminine
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I have to run some more on the treadmill
delaneyundead: so go do the girly thing
delaneyundead: i miss you!
delaneyundead: xxoo
delaneyundead: best frienddddd
Ashten Fox: xoxoxox
Ashten Fox:ttyl
Ashten Fox:bestieee
delaneyundead: bye!
Ashten Fox:deuces yo
delaneyundead: peace nukka