Via yahoo messenger. Miss Sammy and I are friend soulmates. Only she would have convos like this.
doucheisafunnyword: DUDE.
doucheisafunnyword: Someone cut the crotch out of my underwear
doucheisafunnyword: ...
doucheisafunnyword: Not the whole crotch but you know how panties have that double layer of cotton in the crotchital region?
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: yes?
doucheisafunnyword: Someone cut that out but left the seam outline
doucheisafunnyword: :(
delaneyundead: hmmm
delaneyundead: wanna hear something gross?
doucheisafunnyword: sure why not?
doucheisafunnyword has selected the "Doodle" IMVironment.
(She drew me a doodle picture through Yahoo Messenger. Very realistic, I must say. lol)
delaneyundead: ok...
delaneyundead: well, about 50% of my panties are crotchless
delaneyundead: not by choice
delaneyundead: but by dog
doucheisafunnyword: niiiiiice
doucheisafunnyword: lol
delaneyundead: as in, Lurpy ate the crotch out of my panties
delaneyundead: and I still wear them
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahaha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: yeah itd be sexy if they were supposed to be that way
delaneyundead: but nope
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: so question:
doucheisafunnyword: That's the holw that's missing
delaneyundead: would i be lame as hell for putting a coheed song on my page?doucheisafunnyword: nope.
doucheisafunnyword: Let me ask you this when the dog had a snack of your underwear
doucheisafunnyword: did he eat all the layers?
delaneyundead: yep
delaneyundead: its totally crotchless
doucheisafunnyword: okay this is just the top layer. and it's perfect like it was done with scissors.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Crotchless Panties.
Oh Yes, Just Like Santa
Via yahoo messenger
delaneyundead: dude, im jealous of your beard
Dan Johnson: i actually shaved it off when i came back from portland
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: why???
delaneyundead: why would you do such a thing???
Dan Johnson: cause cooking with one, it gets hot
Dan Johnson: i sitll got some of a beard, not alot of a beard
delaneyundead: lol..well, if i were a dude, id have a long ass beard
Dan Johnson: lol, you do seem crazy like that
delaneyundead: like santa, except more sexual
delaneyundead: the beard, that is
Dan Johnson: !!
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lalala
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Eye Candy
Via Myspace Comments. Sam and I, once again...stalking someone or another.
Sam=bold
Delaney=blue
lol....from now on when i want to be a creepy ass im going to tell people "i want to sex you up visually."good times, good times....
It would be even better if you said "guess what.. I just sexed you up..visually.. and it was goood." hahahaha
lol i might as well write a fucking stalker letter,*ahem*"Dear Mr Todd,i was wodnering if you remembered the particular show where I visually screwed you? As in, eye fucked you? Maybe the tape I sent with this letter of my eyes staring into the camera for an hour will refresh your memory. Either way, youre eyes are awesome in bed. Marry me?-sincerely,Delaney"
How could he resist?
Easily. he goes to his local police station and requests a restraining order. lol.*sigh* if only there was no such thing as 'famous'. then Id actually have a chance. lol..but for now, guess I stick with Dr SexyPants
Gerardddd Is That You?
Via yahoo messenger... A little fact or fiction with Bob.
delaneyundead: i like gerard way
er5endaam: oh
er5endaam: here's something interesting
er5endaam: i am gerard arthur way
delaneyundead: lies
delaneyundead: lies
delaneyundead: hes married
delaneyundead: youd be a bad person if you were him mr bob
er5endaam: also, all the good musicians come from jersey
er5endaam: well
er5endaam: here's a surprise
er5endaam: i'm old school lds
er5endaam: and polygamy is A-MF-OK
delaneyundead: lol...
delaneyundead: thats flds
delaneyundead: and they are all going to jail
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: fact: i am watching 'welcome to the black parade' on youtube right now
er5endaam: yeah, that's cause they got caught
er5endaam: fiction: i am too
delaneyundead: fact: the first time i saw 'welcome to the black parade' i was super excited. My friend bri had driven two hours to hang out with me so we could watch it....then i got morning sick for the first time
delaneyundead: fact: as a result of that morning sickness, i couldnt listen to that particular mychem album for MONTHS.
delaneyundead: fact: because it made me want to vomit
er5endaam: fiction: it still makes me want to vomit
delaneyundead: fiction: i hate mychem
delaneyundead: fact: i love mychem
er5endaam: fan-fic: i had sex with gerard way and gerard butler
er5endaam: AT THE SAME TIME
delaneyundead: fiction: everything you say
delaneyundead: lmfao
er5endaam: fiction: you hate me cause i'm beautiful
er5endaam: fact: you hate me cause i'm awesome
delaneyundead: fact or fiction: My son rocked out in the womb to MyChem?
er5endaam: THAT IS FACT MY GOOD LADY
delaneyundead: EEHHHHH
delaneyundead: BUZZZZZ
delaneyundead: WRONG
er5endaam: EFF
delaneyundead: FACT: my son rocked out to Coheed and Cambria in the womb.
er5endaam: w00t
delaneyundead: FACT: he was in my uterus (little did i know) at the time of their glasshouse pomona show a few years ago
er5endaam: what about prize fighter inferno?
delaneyundead: lol...nah
er5endaam: ha, your offspring is fantastic
delaneyundead: he prefers yo gabba gabba now.
delaneyundead: sad to say
er5endaam: it's a phase
er5endaam: toddler scene
delaneyundead: actually i dont know why i said it that way..i love yo gabba gabba
er5endaam: hmm
Beware Of Stranger Danger. I Am Strange.
Via Yahoo Messenger...with Dan , someone whom I do not know.
delaneyundead: lol...
delaneyundead: its been very man hating lately, i must say
delaneyundead: no offense to your gender or anything
delaneyundead: lmao
Dan Johnson: it's all good, i'm not offended
Dan Johnson: i could go off on my woman hating spree too!
delaneyundead: lol...men, cant live with em, cant live without
Dan Johnson: haha, you can live with some of them, depends really
delaneyundead: buhahahah on what?
Dan Johnson: on umm...i dunno!
Dan Johnson: every girl i've ever lived with...that being two, never had a problem living with me
Dan Johnson: i did all the cooking, cleaning, etc
delaneyundead: lol....thats not my issue with dudes
delaneyundead: my issue is they cant keep it in their pants
delaneyundead: everrr
Dan Johnson: ok, i can agree to that to a point
Dan Johnson: but i've met women who can't keep their clothes on
Dan Johnson: it can work both ways imho
delaneyundead: lmao
Dan Johnson: wait a second! i better not be part of a blog project!
delaneyundead: hahahaha
delaneyundead: it all depends
delaneyundead: really
delaneyundead: i pick n choose
Dan Johnson: *looks around and whisltes*
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: i need a disclaimer tattooed on my forhead.
delaneyundead: "talk to and risk being published online"
Dan Johnson: don't need to do that
Dan Johnson: i recogonized the name, so i firgured i would be at risk
delaneyundead: lol.
delaneyundead: youre at total risk
delaneyundead: especially bc you asked not to be
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: ;)
Dan Johnson: oh man
Dan Johnson: you are a dangerous woman!
delaneyundead: i really am.
delaneyundead: too many years around the marine corps
delaneyundead: lol
Dan Johnson: oh god
delaneyundead: shazam
Dan Johnson: *takes a step back*
delaneyundead: *takes a step forward*
Dan Johnson: lol, pushy aren't ya?
delaneyundead: thats meeee
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Romeo and Delaneyletbeth
Via Yahoo Messenger. Chris and I spend too much internet time together.
delaneyundead: i should add your bro.
delaneyundead: but hell be like "who the fuck?"
Chris Smith: lol hell probably be like oh dang a cutie
Chris Smith: oooweee ha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: no no
Chris Smith: i bet u money haha. i miss hearing my friends talk like that ha. its funny as fuck cause most of the time they dick on each other
delaneyundead: lol....
delaneyundead: i am adding him now.
delaneyundead: but although he is cute...i gotta say thatd be akward.
Chris Smith: well its not like he'd hit on you
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: i mean we say that to everyone guy or girl back home
delaneyundead: booo
delaneyundead: so im not special?
delaneyundead: lameness
Chris Smith: like if someone changes there dress style to dress up nice
Chris Smith: we goo oooo look at this cutie haha
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: well idk if your special to him but to me u are
delaneyundead: really?
delaneyundead: lol...maybe you can both fall in love with me and have an epic battle?
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: then it ends with me getting stabbed with a sword and I die
Chris Smith: i don't think either of us could kill each other
delaneyundead: then you realize you never should have fought in the first place bc you are brothers and id want it that way
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: then you live on and always wear my picture in a locket around your neck
delaneyundead: until one day when you die and we are reunited on the titanic in a dream
Chris Smith: we are both passive
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: wow
Chris Smith: u thought of that just now
Chris Smith: haha
Chris Smith: it would make a good movie
delaneyundead: lol...yeah actually. I have an overactive imagination.
delaneyundead: It would...we should film it sometime
Chris Smith: lol u would fit right in with me and my friends back home ha..
Chris Smith: ok it will be called Delanybeth
delaneyundead: lol...yeah i am usually considered one of the bros. sad times
delaneyundead: Delaneybeth????
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: why?
Chris Smith: Mcbeth
Chris Smith: idk
Chris Smith: it was the first play i could think of
delaneyundead: ohhh...more like Romeo and Delaney or something
delaneyundead: or Delaneylet
delaneyundead: as in, 'Hamlet'
delaneyundead: that way i get to hold a sweet skull
Chris Smith: lol yeah
Chris Smith: to die
Chris Smith: to sleep
Chris Smith: NO MORE
delaneyundead: lol
