LMAO. Stalk Talk.

Via yahoo messenger photoshare with sam. I cant believe IM posting this. It makes me look like an effing psycho. Im diggin my own grave with this one...

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: tada

delaneyundead: my computer screen

doucheisafunnyword: hahahahaha

delaneyundead: youre on it too

delaneyundead: lol

doucheisafunnyword: <3

delaneyundead: lol

doucheisafunnyword: Now I should send you mine.

delaneyundead: part of me wants to post this to robotluv sooo bad

delaneyundead: because its super

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: super stalkerish, taht is

doucheisafunnyword: dooo it

delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: im going for it

delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: mines creepy

doucheisafunnyword: lol

delaneyundead: lmao

delaneyundead: yesss

doucheisafunnyword: I lurve it

delaneyundead: but the question is: whos is creepier?

delaneyundead: lol

delaneyundead: because at least yours isnt stalking a famous person like mine

doucheisafunnyword: hmmmm they are creepy in different ways

delaneyundead: What would be REALLY creepy is if we combined the two

doucheisafunnyword: mines just a psychotic rapist

delaneyundead: lol.

delaneyundead: before tonight at least in my defense I can say my background was different

doucheisafunnyword: Yessss can you photoshop?

delaneyundead: it was the mic todd pic you sent me, minus the border

delaneyundead: lmfao im such a tool.

doucheisafunnyword: You should photoshop mic into joker makeup

doucheisafunnyword: hahahahaha

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: no way

delaneyundead: thatd crush my dreams

doucheisafunnyword: So, do you like fat guys with no money?
doucheisafunnyword: yesss

doucheisafunnyword: wait

doucheisafunnyword: noooooo

delaneyundead: knowing my luck, one day ill meet him..and he'll be like "lets elope." so we do..and then in the middle of the night I wake up to find him in full out joker paint

delaneyundead: and then he will inform me casually that its just what he does at night time for fun.

doucheisafunnyword: hahaha

doucheisafunnyword: or he'll be getting it on with a donkey and be like "it's those damn muscle mags!"

delaneyundead: If Chonny were to ever stumble upon this Id die.

doucheisafunnyword: lmao

My Computer Background

Sam's Computer Background

Star Wars, Shmar Wars...

Via Yahoo Messenger. Okay, I admit I just wanted a reason to write 'star wars shmar wars'

delaneyundead: there is great movie coming out
delaneyundead: or already out
delaneyundead: and i must see it
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: its about star wars fans
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
delaneyundead: lets go see it together
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: I want a lightsaber tattoo sooooo bad
delaneyundead: wtf is it called again???
doucheisafunnyword: ?
doucheisafunnyword: I dunno
doucheisafunnyword: I have a friend who has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says JEDI
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i told you about when i got caught in the dark with lightsabers, right?delaneyundead: wow, that sounds bad
doucheisafunnyword: NO!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh yes
doucheisafunnyword: teelllll meeeeeeeee
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I wish you were real.. lol
doucheisafunnyword: <3
delaneyundead: Okay, so my bestest real life friend Brianna and I have this thing with star wars...we have ever since we met our sophomore year of high school.
delaneyundead: welll
delaneyundead: When we were 18 there was this Darth Vader mask at target, on sale for 10 bucks
delaneyundead: so of course, I was a young single girl with no child at the time, I blew the cash on it
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: it was SO SWEET
delaneyundead: it had this voice box thing on it
delaneyundead: where you could change your voice, and then press a button and it would breathe all heavy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: soooo...
delaneyundead: since we got the mask, we couldnt pass up buying some lightsabers and ray guns
delaneyundead: we drove all over town and waved them at people out the window...when nightime hit it was superrrrr
doucheisafunnyword: omg'
delaneyundead: We had this friend Sean, who lived in a house downtown from us and he had this weird open-garage type thing
delaneyundead: we decided to hide in there and when he came home we'd start battling with the sabers and put on a show
doucheisafunnyword: holy hell
delaneyundead: he wouldnt know who we were because she ninja scarved her face and i had darth on, of course
delaneyundead: wellll....
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: we waited and talked ish with each other until we heard him driving up on his moped
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAH
doucheisafunnyword: the moped takes this story from a 9 to a 76
doucheisafunnyword: that's on a scale of 1-10 mind you
delaneyundead: little fact about Sean talkington: he went through this faze where he was in a 'moped gang' called the Black Crows, which consisted of a bunch of random artsy kids who moped-ed around town.
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delaneyundead: (they were all like 26 years old...way to make the story evennn betterrr)doucheisafunnyword: please post this one robotluv
doucheisafunnyword: if you love me you will
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: So we were battling at full force and all of these kids come driving up.
delaneyundead: They all stopped, and we stopped
delaneyundead: and they stared at us, and we stared at them.
delaneyundead: and then someone was like "who is that???"
delaneyundead: and we ran into his house
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it's like i'm on a lolercoster
delaneyundead: it was fantastic
delaneyundead: we made such tools out of ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: you should have stopped and stared at them
delaneyundead: it was bad enough that we were Sean's 'young friends who weren't artsy enough'
delaneyundead: then we had to pull out the lightsabers
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: best memory ever
doucheisafunnyword: and then continued the fight
doucheisafunnyword: That's fantastic
delaneyundead: lol..
doucheisafunnyword: the only story that I have that's semi funny like that is..we used to build our own rockets and launch them
delaneyundead: when we drove home that night we saw bri's little sister and her boyfriend driving the other way from us...so we drove up and waved our lightsabers in slow motion
delaneyundead: Cassidy (her lil sis) was about to die
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: we were always embarassing her....umm....and i guess ourselves
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: BEST FRIENDS
doucheisafunnyword: Embarassment if for losers
doucheisafunnyword: !
doucheisafunnyword: I have NO DIGNITY

PMS...I Despise You

Via Yahoo messenger


delaneyundead: im also PMSing
delaneyundead: its my worst enemy
doucheisafunnyword: oooh awesome!
delaneyundead: i get SOOO emotional and depressed
delaneyundead: and if you think im joking
delaneyundead: think again
delaneyundead: lol

Jersey Jew, Jew, Jew...I Could Say It All Day Long...

Via Yahoo Messenger

delaneyundead: some random firefighter jsut called and talked with me for about 6 minutes
delaneyundead: scary
Ashten Fox: huh?!
delaneyundead: they wanted money
delaneyundead: and so he kept telling me i sounded pretty
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: those firefighters...they sure do know how to swindle
Ashten Fox: damn them
Ashten Fox: no wonder steve was a firefighter
Ashten Fox: he could talk his way out of or into anything
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: you are in a household full of jews
Ashten Fox: i knowwwwww
delaneyundead: the cool thing?
delaneyundead: I can say that since you are
1. my best friend.
delaneyundead: and
delaneyundead: 2. really a true jew
delaneyundead: since youre a real jew and my bff, it cancels out any racism that could be interpreted in my statement
Ashten Fox: fa sho
delaneyundead: oh and black
delaneyundead: I forgot the black part
delaneyundead: and also I guess Italian too
Ashten Fox: true true
delaneyundead: and since youre married to steve and hes the whitest of them all, I guess technically you can rep for whitey too
delaneyundead: dang
Ashten Fox: im both coasts too
Ashten Fox: yayyy
delaneyundead: This takes our friendship to a whole 'nother level, because now when we're out driving at night
delaneyundead: I can throw multiple gang signs
delaneyundead: without fear of retaliation from the streets
Ashten Fox: hahahaha
Ashten Fox: yessss
delaneyundead: I mean, 'da streets'
delaneyundead:Im still not touching Jersey though
delaneyundead: no way.
delaneyundead: I mean, Ill go visit your family with you
Ashten Fox: hahahahaha
delaneyundead: but Im not reppin' anythign there
delaneyundead: Im liable to be thrown into the jersey shores, never to be seen again for months
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: until my body washes up on the shore,
delaneyundead: covered in hypodermic needles and empty crack baggies that collected on my skin from the waters.
Ashten Fox: which wouldbe bad
Ashten Fox: i have to say
delaneyundead: maybe....you could probably sell some of it
delaneyundead: I mean, Id understand if you did
delaneyundead: those needles might come in good use for somebody
Ashten Fox: especially to the crack heads
delaneyundead: See? You totally get me
delaneyundead: BFFs

Someone Please Beat Me To The Brink Of Death And Then Leave Me For A Few Days So My Ghost-Like Spirit Can Wander Around Spying On People...

Via yahoo messenger. My status today said "I had a great dream about someone last night and Im not telling." So Ashten responded.

Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: i bet i could guesssss
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: guess
Ashten Fox: uhm
Ashten Fox: dr sexypants
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: how could you ever have known?
Ashten Fox: idk
Ashten Fox: i think i have espn
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: I kept Drew home from daycare today
delaneyundead: hes feeling better
delaneyundead: but i didnt want to test it
delaneyundead: so now he is napping
Ashten Fox: yeah
Ashten Fox: auwww
delaneyundead: and I watched a great movie
Ashten Fox: poor buddy
delaneyundead: that was sad
Ashten Fox: which one
delaneyundead: The Invisible
delaneyundead: seen it?
Ashten Fox: no i havent
Ashten Fox: sonds familiar though
delaneyundead: Hold on
delaneyundead: Ill send you a link
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435670/
Ashten Fox: that looks good
Ashten Fox: hmm
delaneyundead: It was really intense
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: it is going on my netflix
delaneyundead: and Im PMSing so it almost made me cry
delaneyundead: dont read too much of that link though
delaneyundead: I think it spoils the ending
delaneyundead: and the best part is the suspense
Ashten Fox: holy cow
Ashten Fox: i can watch it right now on netflix
Ashten Fox: ay caramba
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: you should
delaneyundead: its intense
Ashten Fox: i will when im done making this video im workin on
delaneyundead: lol the lead actor starts out not so cute
delaneyundead: but then since hes such a decent actor
delaneyundead: he gets cuter
Ashten Fox: i love those kind


A few minutes later...

delaneyundead: oh lame
delaneyundead: the lead actor i was telling you about?
Ashten Fox: yeah
delaneyundead: well..hes in dragonball
delaneyundead: how lame
delaneyundead: it comes out this year
Ashten Fox: hahahahahahahha
Ashten Fox: dragonball?!
Ashten Fox: wtffffff
delaneyundead: yeah
Ashten Fox: im so sick of all this japanese anime shit
delaneyundead: how is he even in it?
Ashten Fox: japanese people are dorks
delaneyundead: hes not even asian
delaneyundead: wanna see?
Ashten Fox: hence steven loves them
Ashten Fox: i believe you
delaneyundead: oh boo
delaneyundead: it wont let me copy/save
delaneyundead: here
delaneyundead: look at this link
Ashten Fox: ok
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2763819520/nm0154226
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: thats him
delaneyundead: stupid
Ashten Fox: very
delaneyundead: In some of his pics hes cute
delaneyundead: in some he looks like someone's hairy ass
delaneyundead: 'Justin Chatwin'
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: you dont have anything against hairy ass face
Ashten Fox: look at mic todd
delaneyundead: oh no...here we go again
delaneyundead: must I explain to you how beautiful he is when hes playing bass on stage?Ashten Fox: here we go again where im right
Ashten Fox: and your crazy
delaneyundead: Crazy for some lumberjack
delaneyundead: mrs. delaney Mic Todd
delaneyundead: it kinda looks scottish if you dont know how to say it
delaneyundead: sweet
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: Delaney McTodd
delaneyundead: You could shorten it, even
Ashten Fox: you are going to love my mooooooooovie
delaneyundead: Delaney Todd
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I bet I will
Ashten Fox: oh you have no idea

So It Goes...Some Posts Go On Forever.

Via Yahoo Messenger. Late night/super early morning rambling post between miss sammy and I. Be prepared. it almost never ends.


delaneyundead: heyyyyyyy-yah
delaneyundead: i felled asleepies
doucheisafunnyword: you're the devil.
doucheisafunnyword: i had to spend time with myself...
delaneyundead: sowwie
delaneyundead: so
delaneyundead: i read chonny's latest
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: do you know how horrible I am?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: you said "lets all beat each other in a circle"
doucheisafunnyword: yes I did,
doucheisafunnyword: similar to a circle jerk
doucheisafunnyword: but not
doucheisafunnyword: have you ever listened to any Shabutie?
delaneyundead: no
doucheisafunnyword: OH MUH GAWD
doucheisafunnyword: seriously?!
doucheisafunnyword: Seriously?
doucheisafunnyword: you know shabutie was the precursor toCoheed, right?doucheisafunnyword: go to my blog immediately www.nerdyninjasb.blogspot.com
doucheisafunnyword: listen to that.
delaneyundead: yes and ok
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it says reeeeeaaal dirty things
delaneyundead: is it the dirty song?
doucheisafunnyword: nasty like "give me my pussy, you whore"
delaneyundead: i commented on it
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: "when in doubt just get down on your knees and suck me"
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i didnt know that was shabutie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: its almost compariable shaft
doucheisafunnyword: yeah that's chonny's boyfriancee
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: oh dang
doucheisafunnyword: I'm only saying this because I'm a pervert, but I guarentee they have great secks
delaneyundead: ewww oh god
delaneyundead: other people having sex
delaneyundead: I need to bleach my thoughts now
doucheisafunnyword: lol as long as they're attractive it's cool
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's not like I said "old people doing it covered in mayonaise"
doucheisafunnyword: ::gag::
delaneyundead: okay im listening now just for yous
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't think that all the way through
delaneyundead: hmmm wait
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: that old people covered in mayo thing
doucheisafunnyword: ?!
delaneyundead: isnt that in a movie?
doucheisafunnyword: chapelle show
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yesssss
doucheisafunnyword: sex ed
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH balls
doucheisafunnyword: I found a video you have to see
delaneyundead: this song
delaneyundead: musically makes me feel like Im on drugs...like amphetamines
doucheisafunnyword: Yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: the end is the best
delaneyundead: lyrically, its not too clear
doucheisafunnyword: hang on..
delaneyundead: oh gosh, hee hee....eevery musician has to have that first band experience, right?
delaneyundead: I remember my first 'band'...im never going to be in a band again.
delaneyundead: and the one after
delaneyundead: iwish i could find our demo for you!
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: it was super
delaneyundead: and when I say super, I mean it sucked balls
doucheisafunnyword: ookay here are the lyrics

insert obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: how fanciful
doucheisafunnyword: there's more the page froze up
delaneyundead: lol...I wonder if this is one of those songs that has a super duper secret meaning....
doucheisafunnyword: stupid INTERNETZZZZ
delaneyundead: or if it literally is what it sounds like
delaneyundead: ?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I like to think it's litteral it's zexy

insert more obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: if some guy came up to me and said that and told me he 'deserved a lollipop, whore"
doucheisafunnyword: That's why I said ZEXY
delaneyundead: Id give hiim one...up his ass
doucheisafunnyword: LoL Have I mentioned I like kinky dirty sex? Not like gross buttsecks though
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: :: snort ::
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: dont get me started
doucheisafunnyword: Plus that would have to be in the right context
delaneyundead: pleaseplease.
doucheisafunnyword: Wait what?!
delaneyundead: the things ive seen
doucheisafunnyword: Do it START
delaneyundead: *blind*
doucheisafunnyword: GO!
doucheisafunnyword: Go!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: no way!
delaneyundead: this will most likely get published on robotluv, and im not posting that ish
doucheisafunnyword: Are we going to get into swapping stories of freak?
doucheisafunnyword: As long as it's not like gerbils or anything that's cool
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: I think my memories would've been alot happier had my last relationship been a healthy one
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: I need a healthy relationship
doucheisafunnyword: This is true
doucheisafunnyword: Or a good fucking from a rockstar
doucheisafunnyword: it's the same thing
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yeah, I can see where youre coming from?
delaneyundead: random ass
doucheisafunnyword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIn_R-H4I5I
delaneyundead: is that....is that?
delaneyundead: could it be?? MIc Todddddddd
doucheisafunnyword: I'm glad you like me, otherwise you'd be offended all the time
delaneyundead: in all his prettyness
doucheisafunnyword: IT's more akward
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: its from 2001
delaneyundead: in 2001 i was about 14 or 15
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: It
delaneyundead: thats illegal
doucheisafunnyword: Nah well yeah but that cool
doucheisafunnyword: Shit when Josh and I started dating I was 16 (just turned) and he was 21
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: wow..i like mic's fashionable aunt jemima head bandana
doucheisafunnyword: it's all freaky naughty
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: look at the hair beast
delaneyundead: go mic todd
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's no where to be found
doucheisafunnyword: Should I send it to chonny?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: only because
doucheisafunnyword: of the dancing that's coming up
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: hold on
delaneyundead: ill tell you
doucheisafunnyword: there's some GIANT ass that keeps girating in front of the camera
doucheisafunnyword: They are all really cute though
doucheisafunnyword: it's in the second song
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: okay
delaneyundead: so this recording quality is super
doucheisafunnyword: hell the video is worth just that
delaneyundead: it wasnt even recorded through the monitors
delaneyundead: someone just walked up with a cam
delaneyundead: woowoo best recordings ever. <3
doucheisafunnyword: yeah it's right up there with our video
doucheisafunnyword: I'd say our production quality was a little higher
doucheisafunnyword: :)
doucheisafunnyword: also rick astley
doucheisafunnyword: mm fish
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Clauds voice came with the hair btw
delaneyundead: id say the addition of rick astley in our video will up our fan base
delaneyundead: stardom, here we come
doucheisafunnyword: lol yessss
doucheisafunnyword: I like how mic says "Stick-ahs"
doucheisafunnyword: and stick-ahs
delaneyundead: oh wow
delaneyundead: insert gyrating due now
doucheisafunnyword: see the fatty?!
delaneyundead: there he is
doucheisafunnyword: YESSSSSSSS
delaneyundead: get it, guy in red shirt...get it
doucheisafunnyword: he's in pink and purple
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: I love it
delaneyundead: get it, my bad contact lenses, get it
doucheisafunnyword: no it's not that I don't see colors right
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: really
doucheisafunnyword: I see colors off
doucheisafunnyword: so when it's red to everyone else I see hot pink
doucheisafunnyword: I can't see warm colors like everyone else
doucheisafunnyword: lol I'm "special"
delaneyundead: no, i think youre right this time
delaneyundead: my vision really is just that bad
delaneyundead: imlegally blind, you know
delaneyundead: its on my thrifty california license and everything
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't figure this out until a couple of years ago when josh and I argueed for 30 minutes about the color of a bus
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh niiiice
doucheisafunnyword: I;d use that to my advantage
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't mean to punch you in the balls...I'm legally blind , ya know"
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i did it to myself
doucheisafunnyword: lazer pointers?
delaneyundead: well, you know...not origionally...but i made it worse
doucheisafunnyword: lol
delaneyundead: lol in highschool i refused to wear my glasses unless in class...it was a teenage protest bc i wanted contacts
delaneyundead: i lost those bitshes all the time!
doucheisafunnyword: are you watching mic's "sexy delaney" dance?
doucheisafunnyword: LoL
delaneyundead: once, no lie, i lost the rims but managed to keep the lenses...
delaneyundead: and yes, I had to tape them onto my face
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?!
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: then dad bought me contacts
delaneyundead: :)
doucheisafunnyword: niiiiice
delaneyundead: go me
delaneyundead: okay no
doucheisafunnyword: child abuse at it's finest
delaneyundead: story behind it
doucheisafunnyword: should I send it to her?
delaneyundead: theres this water drainage thing, where all the snow and rain water comes from teh mountains and kinda flows off into what I assume to be the ocean...
delaneyundead: my old house was right next to it. we called it the zankee.
delaneyundead: well, they fell in there
delaneyundead: i found a dead fish head in there once
delaneyundead: i was not about to go diving for my rims
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?
delaneyundead: but the lenses were clearly visible
doucheisafunnyword: MMM FISH
delaneyundead: so i snatched em
delaneyundead: i know, right?
delaneyundead: and my best friend ashten thinks SHES badass for growing up in JERSEY
delaneyundead: pssshhh
delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: how did the lenses become detatched?
delaneyundead: id assume the rocks
delaneyundead: who knows?
doucheisafunnyword: oooh gottcha
doucheisafunnyword: Jesus
delaneyundead: but i swear on all things special
delaneyundead: that it did happen
doucheisafunnyword: je wanted you to have contacts
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: he did
delaneyundead: that he did
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: did you know Angel Ariel has LEPROSY?!
delaneyundead:yeah, i follow Angel's blog
delaneyundead: poor lassie
delaneyundead: lets take one for the team and get leprosy too
doucheisafunnyword: I replied to you on teh interwebz
doucheisafunnyword: Fuck the team
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: now i see how it is
delaneyundead: why are we awake at 1 am being tools?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: It's 3 here
delaneyundead: *sigh*
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh its almost two here
delaneyundead: dang
delaneyundead: even worse
delaneyundead: dont be so excited to point that ish out
delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Thinks I Have Bad Taste In Men.

Via Yahoo Messenger with my best friend.

We Were using photoshare to talk dirt on boys and stuff-ish

delaneyundead: and the last is dr sexypants with a fish

delaneyundead: just because i can

delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Fox: wtf is with the fish

Ashten Fox: lol

delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Fox: is it kissing his forehead

delaneyundead: im not too sure

delaneyundead: but he looks happy

Ashten Fox: like thank you my animal doctor

Ashten Fox: for keeping me healthy

delaneyundead: L

delaneyundead: M

delaneyundead: F

delaneyundead: A
delaneyundead: O

delaneyundead: "thank you my animal doctor"

Ashten Fox: you should put a thought cloud

delaneyundead: rofl

Ashten Fox: on the fishy

Ashten Fox: and write that in it

5 minutes later...

delaneyundead: Im marrying Mic Todd

Ashten Fox: oh geez

Ashten Fox: well

delaneyundead: please be my maid of honor

delaneyundead: please?

Ashten Fox: ughhhhhhhhhh
delaneyundead: we are all wearing matching flannel
Ashten Fox: uuuuughhhhhhhhhh
Ashten Fox: I bet
Ashten Fox: fuckin lumberjacks
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: isnt that such a bad pic of him?
Ashten Fox: they all are
Ashten Fox: you say that one like its an exception
Ashten Fox: you cant take a good picture of a hideous person
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: Eh, its kinda cute
delaneyundead: now lets do a quick comparison
delaneyundead: Dr SexyPants kinda looks like mic todd a little
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
delaneyundead: he has a beard now too
Ashten Fox: no
Ashten Fox: nasty
Ashten Fox: ew
Ashten Fox: caca
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: i miss you
delaneyundead: lmfao
Ashten Fox: he looks like my sister in-laws nasty 35 year old boyfriend
Ashten Fox: its dirty
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: really?
delaneyundead: no way
delaneyundead: Todd And SexyPants are both hot
Ashten Fox: yeah
Ashten Fox: no
delaneyundead: dr sexypants is only 27
Ashten Fox: oh wow
Ashten Fox: hes only teetering on 30
Ashten Fox: wooo
delaneyundead: the last one is ugly
delaneyundead: he looks old as shit
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: he is old as shit
Ashten Fox: do you see the shiny gray hairs?
delaneyundead: so he has grey hair?
delaneyundead: whats the prob?
Ashten Fox: that is a problem
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: his sperm is probably like
Ashten Fox: all shriveled
delaneyundead: ok nothing is worse than this pic
delaneyundead: mic todd...
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: ughhhhhh
Ashten Fox: if its not a crazy marine its an ex heroin rock band guy
Ashten Fox: what ever happened to bryce
Ashten Fox: hes such a nice guy
Ashten Fox: the more you speak of these other men, the more I like bryce packard
delaneyundead: here, i added this for good measure



*Inserted Picture of Jesse McCartney into the Photo share, so that Ashten would not go blind from my love interests' glorious faces.*





delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: mmmmm
Ashten Fox: i like him
delaneyundead: lmfao
Ashten Fox: the camera looks like
Ashten Fox: an erect penis
Ashten Fox: pointing at his face
delaneyundead: bryce looks closest to jesse mccartney out of the whole bunch
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: LMFAO
delaneyundead: penis
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: it does
Ashten Fox: i know.