...its that time again. Time to view random pictures of ish on my screen. :)
I call this one, 'Two Boys On Webcam, While My Cousin and I Laugh At Them'.
and the second is called, 'Chris's Head On A Female's Body'. Go on, take a look...classy.
Via Yahoo Messenger with my bestie friend Ashtenboo. Towards the end of one of our wonderful conversations.
Ashten Fox: ok
Ashten Fox: i must
Ashten Fox: shower
Ashten Fox: and
Ashten Fox: attend to my beauty routine
Ashten Fox: aka get my shit buffed and painted
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: god, we are not feminine at all
Ashten Fox: lol i know
delaneyundead: even when we try to do feminine things
Ashten Fox: im such a dude
Ashten Fox: but ohw ell
Ashten Fox: *well
delaneyundead: its like, "alright...gotta go wax my pits, bish"
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: I act girly around Steve
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: i act girly in public for the most part
delaneyundead:but at home we all know i rip my tampons out int the kitchen
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
Ashten Fox: yes but
Ashten Fox: its charming
delaneyundead: lol....I look very cute when I do it.
delaneyundead:lmfao
Ashten Fox:this is true
Ashten Fox:you do it in a girly way
Ashten Fox: i mean
Ashten Fox:tampons are feminine
delaneyundead: yeah and if you giggle as you rip it out it kind of looks more charming
Ashten Fox: true
Ashten Fox:especially if your nails are painted
Ashten Fox:which they were
delaneyundead: red
delaneyundead: painted red
delaneyundead: that way the blood blends in so it still has a feminine appeal
delaneyundead: color coding is feminine
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I have to run some more on the treadmill
delaneyundead: so go do the girly thing
delaneyundead: i miss you!
delaneyundead: xxoo
delaneyundead: best frienddddd
Ashten Fox: xoxoxox
Ashten Fox:ttyl
Ashten Fox:bestieee
delaneyundead: bye!
Ashten Fox:deuces yo
delaneyundead: peace nukka
Via Yahoo Messenger.
In response to a quiz that Bob took on facebook.
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: brad pitt?
delaneyundead: i must take this test.
er5endaam: do it
er5endaam: i win
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: im going to do it now
delaneyundead: and see who i get
delaneyundead: ewwww
delaneyundead: ben affleck
delaneyundead: gag
er5endaam: hahaha
er5endaam: your life sucks
delaneyundead: it does
delaneyundead: why do you get brad?
<delaneyundead: actually i dont like brad either
er5endaam: what?
er5endaam: why not?
er5endaam: i'm gay for him
er5endaam: i decided i'd take the quiz
er5endaam: if i got brad, i'd post it up
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: well
delaneyundead: i am eating breakfast for dinner now
er5endaam: hot
er5endaam: i love bfast for din din
er5endaam: haha
er5endaam: yeah
a few minutes later...
Via Photobucket Remix Editor. Another package from my beastie, Mrs. Sam the Nerdy Ninja.
Thanks so much Sam! I love it more thanyou could know!
Via Yahoo Messenger
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delaneyundead: SAm.
delaneyundead: I miss you
delaneyundead: you arent even online
delaneyundead: how pathetic am I?
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: we havent talked lately im sorrrryyyyy its been crazy here
delaneyundead: ugh
delaneyundead: miss eweeee
delaneyundead: who else will gossip with me about sexypants and mic todd???? whooooooooooooooooooooooo
Via Yahoo Messenger. I keep giving Ashten crap for trying to buy an repo house. lol. hence the following convo. Her status message said "food" so I replied with this:
delaneyundead: food is good
delaneyundead: unless youre us, then its bad
delaneyundead: be sure to save lots of the food
delaneyundead: so when the homeless people who got evicted from your new house wander past crying, you can throw them some
delaneyundead: and that way they wont starve
Ashten Fox: lol what?!
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: your insane
Ashten Fox: why would you say such things to me
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: rofl
delaneyundead: it just came to me
Ashten Fox: so mean
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead:i keep picturing all these little dirty faced latino kids in rags
delaneyundead: sadly walking past your home
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: no
Ashten Fox: stop
delaneyundead: tears rolling down their faces
Ashten Fox: i cant take it
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and we need all 4 rooms
Ashten Fox: we need them
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:and steve looks out with his shining glory
delaneyundead: and they think "once again the white man wins"
Ashten Fox: its like leave it to beave
Ashten Fox: his glowing abs glistening
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: as he happily mows the lawn
delaneyundead: steve is all blonde and golden
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:with really nice teeth
Ashten Fox: hahhaha
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and i come out all pregnant in cute heels
Ashten Fox: and our nice car and bike
Ashten Fox: with a puppy
delaneyundead:with a dog
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: "yall want some lemonade"
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead:thats so sad
delaneyundead:soooo sad
Ashten Fox: I know
Ashten Fox: but hilarious
Ashten Fox: and I dont care
Ashten Fox: because we pay our bills
Ashten Fox: so fuck them
Ashten Fox: we get the house
Ashten Fox: yayyyy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: what if there are like, toddlers and babies
delaneyundead: and they are all dirty and malnourished
Ashten Fox: then they can sign them over to us
Ashten Fox: I want kids anyway
delaneyundead: and they walk up crying and beggin for help
Ashten Fox: but no lazy adultos
Ashten Fox: (thats spanish for adults)
delaneyundead: and the mom has cancer and no legs
delaneyundead: and the dad is dead
delaneyundead: killed by a drunk driver
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: that bish
Ashten Fox: especially under obama
Ashten Fox: would be getting so much money from the govt
Ashten Fox: that she would be moving into a bigger house
Ashten Fox: so
Ashten Fox: again
delaneyundead:shes an illegal immigrant
delaneyundead:so she gets no money
delaneyundead: and her kids are all citizens
Ashten Fox: yo no soy sympatico
delaneyundead: they cant live without her bc they love her so much
delaneyundead:and they just beg you
Ashten Fox: tooooo bad
Ashten Fox: did you know
Ashten Fox: you can join the military to get legal status
Ashten Fox: should have served your country
delaneyundead: yeah but not with cancer and no legs
Ashten Fox: and become a citizen
Ashten Fox: she didnt always have cancer
Ashten Fox: and that wouldnt be my problem
delaneyundead: she was about to join the military when a white rich man came and raped her, then burned off her legs
Ashten Fox: plus she has some kids
Ashten Fox: who are citizens
Ashten Fox: well then she could have sued him
Ashten Fox: and gotten lots of money
Ashten Fox: even as a non citizen
delaneyundead: he died right after that
delaneyundead: and there was no proof
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: auww
Ashten Fox: thats so sad
Ashten Fox: but luckily
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: we got their house
delaneyundead:what a sad tale
delaneyundead:what if its haunted by the dead husbands ghost?
delaneyundead:and he watches you in the shower
delaneyundead: and speaks spanish?
Ashten Fox: whatev
Ashten Fox: hes a ghost
delaneyundead: i guess he and steve would get along
Ashten Fox: and i speak spanish too
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: I speak spanish actually
Ashten Fox: I had to translate at CVS laast week
Ashten Fox: it was a wreck
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: the woman at the register couldnt speak spanish
Ashten Fox: the other woman couldnt speak english
Ashten Fox: and i was like
Ashten Fox: im not just going to stand here
delaneyundead: "bailon todos"
Ashten Fox: all she wanted was to find the bathroom and go pee
Ashten Fox: lmao
Via facebook Messenger. Poor Trav. And for the records...we've been calling each other by the nickname 'Stupid' for seriously about 6 or 7 years now. Don't ask. in high school, we'd walk by each other in the halls and say "Hey stupid."
10:43pmTravis
Delaney I'm taking a break
10:43pmDelaney
a break from what?
10:43pmTravis
studying
10:43pmDelaney
lol
yay!
talk to me then, im bored!
10:43pmTravis
sweet
you have 15 minutes of entertainment coming straight at you through a facebook chat window...!!!
10:43pmDelaney
lol
woowoo
travis chats are the best!
10:44pmTravis
sweet
so what's new my friend
10:44pmDelaney
not much
im bored
lol
life is very boring momentarily
10:44pmTravis
dang
mine's kinda crazy
10:45pmDelaney
how so?
10:45pmTravis
wanna hear about it?
k well number one
i'm at work right now
and there are like a billion people
10:47pmTravis
okay number 2
i got dropped like it's hot by a crying girl who told me it just wasn't the right time
number 3
I have finals next week in physucks and biochem
10:50pmTravis
i'm also going camping for three days and i'll be waking up to go surfing EVERY morning. I'm going to basically eat fish i catch in the water as i'm surfing and sleep on my board
like as i'm carving i'll just reach out and snag some
they won't even know what hit 'em
and i'll eat 'em like gollum
hello?
10:52pmDelaney
sorry
lol
my comp is lame
lol
ok
soooo
where do you work?
and that girl is missing out on a sweet catch
anddddd
speaking of sweet catch, im jealous of your surf/fish excursions
10:54pmTravis
I wish I was a sea lion sometimes. mates would be so easy to find
and fish
i work at the library
10:54pmDelaney
lol
awww trav
how old are you?
10:55pmTravis
almost 23
10:55pmDelaney
you are young!
you have tons of time to get married!
and find your mate...and fish
10:55pmTravis
yes
fish
mmm
10:56pmDelaney
i actually dont enjoy fish
at all
lol
ewwww
10:58pmTravis
that's stupid stupid
10:58pmDelaney
no its not, stupid. your face is stupid
10:59pmTravis
that's what she said stupid
10:59pmDelaney
lol...awwww.
you are just so stupid
<3
11:00pmTravis
i know i don't even make sense sometimes haha
11:00pmDelaney
me neither...thats why we carried on this stupid thing for what? like 6 years now?
11:00pmTravis
haha yup
11:01pmDelaney
soooo when are you not in school?
spring break?
11:01pmTravis
yup
in a week and a half from today
it will be glorious
11:02pmDelaney
what are you going to do on break?
surf?
11:02pmTravis
oooooooooooooooooohhhhh yeah
and rock climb
like no other
11:03pmDelaney
i am jealous of you
11:03pmTravis
my arms aren't going to function it'll be so bad
11:03pmDelaney
in fact, im going to punch you now
11:03pmTravis
you missed
because you're stupid
:)
:D
11:03pmDelaney
lol...and since youre stupid
i got you just now when you said that
in fact
there is already a huge bruise forming
darn
11:04pmTravis
haha
11:04pmDelaney
we are violent people
and we always call each other names
this is the best friendship everrrr
11:05pmTravis
Basically
11:05pmDelaney
sooooo
i wish i had more excited-ness to tell you
but i dont
im lame
and boring
11:06pmTravis
find me a totally awesome sweet and committed girlfriend
i mean i can do that on my own
11:06pmDelaney
wouldnt that be kinda weird?
11:06pmTravis
i don't need you stupid!
11:06pmDelaney
me randomly finding some girl for you?
i wish i had single friends!
im the only one!
everyone else is married or engaged!
11:07pmTravis
true
or me
11:07pmDelaney
maybe we ARE old
