LMAO. Stalk Talk.

Via yahoo messenger photoshare with sam. I cant believe IM posting this. It makes me look like an effing psycho. Im diggin my own grave with this one...

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: tada

delaneyundead: my computer screen

doucheisafunnyword: hahahahaha

delaneyundead: youre on it too

delaneyundead: lol

doucheisafunnyword: <3

delaneyundead: lol

doucheisafunnyword: Now I should send you mine.

delaneyundead: part of me wants to post this to robotluv sooo bad

delaneyundead: because its super

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: super stalkerish, taht is

doucheisafunnyword: dooo it

delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: im going for it

delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: mines creepy

doucheisafunnyword: lol

delaneyundead: lmao

delaneyundead: yesss

doucheisafunnyword: I lurve it

delaneyundead: but the question is: whos is creepier?

delaneyundead: lol

delaneyundead: because at least yours isnt stalking a famous person like mine

doucheisafunnyword: hmmmm they are creepy in different ways

delaneyundead: What would be REALLY creepy is if we combined the two

doucheisafunnyword: mines just a psychotic rapist

delaneyundead: lol.

delaneyundead: before tonight at least in my defense I can say my background was different

doucheisafunnyword: Yessss can you photoshop?

delaneyundead: it was the mic todd pic you sent me, minus the border

delaneyundead: lmfao im such a tool.

doucheisafunnyword: You should photoshop mic into joker makeup

doucheisafunnyword: hahahahaha

delaneyundead: lmfao

delaneyundead: no way

delaneyundead: thatd crush my dreams

doucheisafunnyword: So, do you like fat guys with no money?
doucheisafunnyword: yesss

doucheisafunnyword: wait

doucheisafunnyword: noooooo

delaneyundead: knowing my luck, one day ill meet him..and he'll be like "lets elope." so we do..and then in the middle of the night I wake up to find him in full out joker paint

delaneyundead: and then he will inform me casually that its just what he does at night time for fun.

doucheisafunnyword: hahaha

doucheisafunnyword: or he'll be getting it on with a donkey and be like "it's those damn muscle mags!"

delaneyundead: If Chonny were to ever stumble upon this Id die.

doucheisafunnyword: lmao

My Computer Background

Sam's Computer Background

Star Wars, Shmar Wars...

Via Yahoo Messenger. Okay, I admit I just wanted a reason to write 'star wars shmar wars'

delaneyundead: there is great movie coming out
delaneyundead: or already out
delaneyundead: and i must see it
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: its about star wars fans
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
delaneyundead: lets go see it together
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: I want a lightsaber tattoo sooooo bad
delaneyundead: wtf is it called again???
doucheisafunnyword: ?
doucheisafunnyword: I dunno
doucheisafunnyword: I have a friend who has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says JEDI
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i told you about when i got caught in the dark with lightsabers, right?delaneyundead: wow, that sounds bad
doucheisafunnyword: NO!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh yes
doucheisafunnyword: teelllll meeeeeeeee
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I wish you were real.. lol
doucheisafunnyword: <3
delaneyundead: Okay, so my bestest real life friend Brianna and I have this thing with star wars...we have ever since we met our sophomore year of high school.
delaneyundead: welll
delaneyundead: When we were 18 there was this Darth Vader mask at target, on sale for 10 bucks
delaneyundead: so of course, I was a young single girl with no child at the time, I blew the cash on it
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: it was SO SWEET
delaneyundead: it had this voice box thing on it
delaneyundead: where you could change your voice, and then press a button and it would breathe all heavy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: soooo...
delaneyundead: since we got the mask, we couldnt pass up buying some lightsabers and ray guns
delaneyundead: we drove all over town and waved them at people out the window...when nightime hit it was superrrrr
doucheisafunnyword: omg'
delaneyundead: We had this friend Sean, who lived in a house downtown from us and he had this weird open-garage type thing
delaneyundead: we decided to hide in there and when he came home we'd start battling with the sabers and put on a show
doucheisafunnyword: holy hell
delaneyundead: he wouldnt know who we were because she ninja scarved her face and i had darth on, of course
delaneyundead: wellll....
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: we waited and talked ish with each other until we heard him driving up on his moped
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAH
doucheisafunnyword: the moped takes this story from a 9 to a 76
doucheisafunnyword: that's on a scale of 1-10 mind you
delaneyundead: little fact about Sean talkington: he went through this faze where he was in a 'moped gang' called the Black Crows, which consisted of a bunch of random artsy kids who moped-ed around town.
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delaneyundead: (they were all like 26 years old...way to make the story evennn betterrr)doucheisafunnyword: please post this one robotluv
doucheisafunnyword: if you love me you will
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: So we were battling at full force and all of these kids come driving up.
delaneyundead: They all stopped, and we stopped
delaneyundead: and they stared at us, and we stared at them.
delaneyundead: and then someone was like "who is that???"
delaneyundead: and we ran into his house
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it's like i'm on a lolercoster
delaneyundead: it was fantastic
delaneyundead: we made such tools out of ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: you should have stopped and stared at them
delaneyundead: it was bad enough that we were Sean's 'young friends who weren't artsy enough'
delaneyundead: then we had to pull out the lightsabers
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: best memory ever
doucheisafunnyword: and then continued the fight
doucheisafunnyword: That's fantastic
delaneyundead: lol..
doucheisafunnyword: the only story that I have that's semi funny like that is..we used to build our own rockets and launch them
delaneyundead: when we drove home that night we saw bri's little sister and her boyfriend driving the other way from us...so we drove up and waved our lightsabers in slow motion
delaneyundead: Cassidy (her lil sis) was about to die
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: we were always embarassing her....umm....and i guess ourselves
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: BEST FRIENDS
doucheisafunnyword: Embarassment if for losers
doucheisafunnyword: !
doucheisafunnyword: I have NO DIGNITY

PMS...I Despise You

Via Yahoo messenger


delaneyundead: im also PMSing
delaneyundead: its my worst enemy
doucheisafunnyword: oooh awesome!
delaneyundead: i get SOOO emotional and depressed
delaneyundead: and if you think im joking
delaneyundead: think again
delaneyundead: lol

Jersey Jew, Jew, Jew...I Could Say It All Day Long...

Via Yahoo Messenger

delaneyundead: some random firefighter jsut called and talked with me for about 6 minutes
delaneyundead: scary
Ashten Fox: huh?!
delaneyundead: they wanted money
delaneyundead: and so he kept telling me i sounded pretty
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: those firefighters...they sure do know how to swindle
Ashten Fox: damn them
Ashten Fox: no wonder steve was a firefighter
Ashten Fox: he could talk his way out of or into anything
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: you are in a household full of jews
Ashten Fox: i knowwwwww
delaneyundead: the cool thing?
delaneyundead: I can say that since you are
1. my best friend.
delaneyundead: and
delaneyundead: 2. really a true jew
delaneyundead: since youre a real jew and my bff, it cancels out any racism that could be interpreted in my statement
Ashten Fox: fa sho
delaneyundead: oh and black
delaneyundead: I forgot the black part
delaneyundead: and also I guess Italian too
Ashten Fox: true true
delaneyundead: and since youre married to steve and hes the whitest of them all, I guess technically you can rep for whitey too
delaneyundead: dang
Ashten Fox: im both coasts too
Ashten Fox: yayyy
delaneyundead: This takes our friendship to a whole 'nother level, because now when we're out driving at night
delaneyundead: I can throw multiple gang signs
delaneyundead: without fear of retaliation from the streets
Ashten Fox: hahahaha
Ashten Fox: yessss
delaneyundead: I mean, 'da streets'
delaneyundead:Im still not touching Jersey though
delaneyundead: no way.
delaneyundead: I mean, Ill go visit your family with you
Ashten Fox: hahahahaha
delaneyundead: but Im not reppin' anythign there
delaneyundead: Im liable to be thrown into the jersey shores, never to be seen again for months
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: until my body washes up on the shore,
delaneyundead: covered in hypodermic needles and empty crack baggies that collected on my skin from the waters.
Ashten Fox: which wouldbe bad
Ashten Fox: i have to say
delaneyundead: maybe....you could probably sell some of it
delaneyundead: I mean, Id understand if you did
delaneyundead: those needles might come in good use for somebody
Ashten Fox: especially to the crack heads
delaneyundead: See? You totally get me
delaneyundead: BFFs

Someone Please Beat Me To The Brink Of Death And Then Leave Me For A Few Days So My Ghost-Like Spirit Can Wander Around Spying On People...

Via yahoo messenger. My status today said "I had a great dream about someone last night and Im not telling." So Ashten responded.

Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: i bet i could guesssss
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: guess
Ashten Fox: uhm
Ashten Fox: dr sexypants
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: how could you ever have known?
Ashten Fox: idk
Ashten Fox: i think i have espn
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: I kept Drew home from daycare today
delaneyundead: hes feeling better
delaneyundead: but i didnt want to test it
delaneyundead: so now he is napping
Ashten Fox: yeah
Ashten Fox: auwww
delaneyundead: and I watched a great movie
Ashten Fox: poor buddy
delaneyundead: that was sad
Ashten Fox: which one
delaneyundead: The Invisible
delaneyundead: seen it?
Ashten Fox: no i havent
Ashten Fox: sonds familiar though
delaneyundead: Hold on
delaneyundead: Ill send you a link
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435670/
Ashten Fox: that looks good
Ashten Fox: hmm
delaneyundead: It was really intense
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: it is going on my netflix
delaneyundead: and Im PMSing so it almost made me cry
delaneyundead: dont read too much of that link though
delaneyundead: I think it spoils the ending
delaneyundead: and the best part is the suspense
Ashten Fox: holy cow
Ashten Fox: i can watch it right now on netflix
Ashten Fox: ay caramba
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: you should
delaneyundead: its intense
Ashten Fox: i will when im done making this video im workin on
delaneyundead: lol the lead actor starts out not so cute
delaneyundead: but then since hes such a decent actor
delaneyundead: he gets cuter
Ashten Fox: i love those kind


A few minutes later...

delaneyundead: oh lame
delaneyundead: the lead actor i was telling you about?
Ashten Fox: yeah
delaneyundead: well..hes in dragonball
delaneyundead: how lame
delaneyundead: it comes out this year
Ashten Fox: hahahahahahahha
Ashten Fox: dragonball?!
Ashten Fox: wtffffff
delaneyundead: yeah
Ashten Fox: im so sick of all this japanese anime shit
delaneyundead: how is he even in it?
Ashten Fox: japanese people are dorks
delaneyundead: hes not even asian
delaneyundead: wanna see?
Ashten Fox: hence steven loves them
Ashten Fox: i believe you
delaneyundead: oh boo
delaneyundead: it wont let me copy/save
delaneyundead: here
delaneyundead: look at this link
Ashten Fox: ok
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2763819520/nm0154226
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: thats him
delaneyundead: stupid
Ashten Fox: very
delaneyundead: In some of his pics hes cute
delaneyundead: in some he looks like someone's hairy ass
delaneyundead: 'Justin Chatwin'
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: you dont have anything against hairy ass face
Ashten Fox: look at mic todd
delaneyundead: oh no...here we go again
delaneyundead: must I explain to you how beautiful he is when hes playing bass on stage?Ashten Fox: here we go again where im right
Ashten Fox: and your crazy
delaneyundead: Crazy for some lumberjack
delaneyundead: mrs. delaney Mic Todd
delaneyundead: it kinda looks scottish if you dont know how to say it
delaneyundead: sweet
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: Delaney McTodd
delaneyundead: You could shorten it, even
Ashten Fox: you are going to love my mooooooooovie
delaneyundead: Delaney Todd
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I bet I will
Ashten Fox: oh you have no idea

So It Goes...Some Posts Go On Forever.

Via Yahoo Messenger. Late night/super early morning rambling post between miss sammy and I. Be prepared. it almost never ends.


delaneyundead: heyyyyyyy-yah
delaneyundead: i felled asleepies
doucheisafunnyword: you're the devil.
doucheisafunnyword: i had to spend time with myself...
delaneyundead: sowwie
delaneyundead: so
delaneyundead: i read chonny's latest
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: do you know how horrible I am?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: you said "lets all beat each other in a circle"
doucheisafunnyword: yes I did,
doucheisafunnyword: similar to a circle jerk
doucheisafunnyword: but not
doucheisafunnyword: have you ever listened to any Shabutie?
delaneyundead: no
doucheisafunnyword: OH MUH GAWD
doucheisafunnyword: seriously?!
doucheisafunnyword: Seriously?
doucheisafunnyword: you know shabutie was the precursor toCoheed, right?doucheisafunnyword: go to my blog immediately www.nerdyninjasb.blogspot.com
doucheisafunnyword: listen to that.
delaneyundead: yes and ok
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it says reeeeeaaal dirty things
delaneyundead: is it the dirty song?
doucheisafunnyword: nasty like "give me my pussy, you whore"
delaneyundead: i commented on it
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: "when in doubt just get down on your knees and suck me"
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i didnt know that was shabutie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: its almost compariable shaft
doucheisafunnyword: yeah that's chonny's boyfriancee
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: oh dang
doucheisafunnyword: I'm only saying this because I'm a pervert, but I guarentee they have great secks
delaneyundead: ewww oh god
delaneyundead: other people having sex
delaneyundead: I need to bleach my thoughts now
doucheisafunnyword: lol as long as they're attractive it's cool
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's not like I said "old people doing it covered in mayonaise"
doucheisafunnyword: ::gag::
delaneyundead: okay im listening now just for yous
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't think that all the way through
delaneyundead: hmmm wait
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: that old people covered in mayo thing
doucheisafunnyword: ?!
delaneyundead: isnt that in a movie?
doucheisafunnyword: chapelle show
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yesssss
doucheisafunnyword: sex ed
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH balls
doucheisafunnyword: I found a video you have to see
delaneyundead: this song
delaneyundead: musically makes me feel like Im on drugs...like amphetamines
doucheisafunnyword: Yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: the end is the best
delaneyundead: lyrically, its not too clear
doucheisafunnyword: hang on..
delaneyundead: oh gosh, hee hee....eevery musician has to have that first band experience, right?
delaneyundead: I remember my first 'band'...im never going to be in a band again.
delaneyundead: and the one after
delaneyundead: iwish i could find our demo for you!
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: it was super
delaneyundead: and when I say super, I mean it sucked balls
doucheisafunnyword: ookay here are the lyrics

insert obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: how fanciful
doucheisafunnyword: there's more the page froze up
delaneyundead: lol...I wonder if this is one of those songs that has a super duper secret meaning....
doucheisafunnyword: stupid INTERNETZZZZ
delaneyundead: or if it literally is what it sounds like
delaneyundead: ?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I like to think it's litteral it's zexy

insert more obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: if some guy came up to me and said that and told me he 'deserved a lollipop, whore"
doucheisafunnyword: That's why I said ZEXY
delaneyundead: Id give hiim one...up his ass
doucheisafunnyword: LoL Have I mentioned I like kinky dirty sex? Not like gross buttsecks though
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: :: snort ::
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: dont get me started
doucheisafunnyword: Plus that would have to be in the right context
delaneyundead: pleaseplease.
doucheisafunnyword: Wait what?!
delaneyundead: the things ive seen
doucheisafunnyword: Do it START
delaneyundead: *blind*
doucheisafunnyword: GO!
doucheisafunnyword: Go!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: no way!
delaneyundead: this will most likely get published on robotluv, and im not posting that ish
doucheisafunnyword: Are we going to get into swapping stories of freak?
doucheisafunnyword: As long as it's not like gerbils or anything that's cool
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: I think my memories would've been alot happier had my last relationship been a healthy one
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: I need a healthy relationship
doucheisafunnyword: This is true
doucheisafunnyword: Or a good fucking from a rockstar
doucheisafunnyword: it's the same thing
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yeah, I can see where youre coming from?
delaneyundead: random ass
doucheisafunnyword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIn_R-H4I5I
delaneyundead: is that....is that?
delaneyundead: could it be?? MIc Todddddddd
doucheisafunnyword: I'm glad you like me, otherwise you'd be offended all the time
delaneyundead: in all his prettyness
doucheisafunnyword: IT's more akward
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: its from 2001
delaneyundead: in 2001 i was about 14 or 15
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: It
delaneyundead: thats illegal
doucheisafunnyword: Nah well yeah but that cool
doucheisafunnyword: Shit when Josh and I started dating I was 16 (just turned) and he was 21
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: wow..i like mic's fashionable aunt jemima head bandana
doucheisafunnyword: it's all freaky naughty
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: look at the hair beast
delaneyundead: go mic todd
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's no where to be found
doucheisafunnyword: Should I send it to chonny?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: only because
doucheisafunnyword: of the dancing that's coming up
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: hold on
delaneyundead: ill tell you
doucheisafunnyword: there's some GIANT ass that keeps girating in front of the camera
doucheisafunnyword: They are all really cute though
doucheisafunnyword: it's in the second song
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: okay
delaneyundead: so this recording quality is super
doucheisafunnyword: hell the video is worth just that
delaneyundead: it wasnt even recorded through the monitors
delaneyundead: someone just walked up with a cam
delaneyundead: woowoo best recordings ever. <3
doucheisafunnyword: yeah it's right up there with our video
doucheisafunnyword: I'd say our production quality was a little higher
doucheisafunnyword: :)
doucheisafunnyword: also rick astley
doucheisafunnyword: mm fish
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Clauds voice came with the hair btw
delaneyundead: id say the addition of rick astley in our video will up our fan base
delaneyundead: stardom, here we come
doucheisafunnyword: lol yessss
doucheisafunnyword: I like how mic says "Stick-ahs"
doucheisafunnyword: and stick-ahs
delaneyundead: oh wow
delaneyundead: insert gyrating due now
doucheisafunnyword: see the fatty?!
delaneyundead: there he is
doucheisafunnyword: YESSSSSSSS
delaneyundead: get it, guy in red shirt...get it
doucheisafunnyword: he's in pink and purple
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: I love it
delaneyundead: get it, my bad contact lenses, get it
doucheisafunnyword: no it's not that I don't see colors right
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: really
doucheisafunnyword: I see colors off
doucheisafunnyword: so when it's red to everyone else I see hot pink
doucheisafunnyword: I can't see warm colors like everyone else
doucheisafunnyword: lol I'm "special"
delaneyundead: no, i think youre right this time
delaneyundead: my vision really is just that bad
delaneyundead: imlegally blind, you know
delaneyundead: its on my thrifty california license and everything
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't figure this out until a couple of years ago when josh and I argueed for 30 minutes about the color of a bus
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh niiiice
doucheisafunnyword: I;d use that to my advantage
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't mean to punch you in the balls...I'm legally blind , ya know"
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i did it to myself
doucheisafunnyword: lazer pointers?
delaneyundead: well, you know...not origionally...but i made it worse
doucheisafunnyword: lol
delaneyundead: lol in highschool i refused to wear my glasses unless in class...it was a teenage protest bc i wanted contacts
delaneyundead: i lost those bitshes all the time!
doucheisafunnyword: are you watching mic's "sexy delaney" dance?
doucheisafunnyword: LoL
delaneyundead: once, no lie, i lost the rims but managed to keep the lenses...
delaneyundead: and yes, I had to tape them onto my face
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?!
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: then dad bought me contacts
delaneyundead: :)
doucheisafunnyword: niiiiice
delaneyundead: go me
delaneyundead: okay no
doucheisafunnyword: child abuse at it's finest
delaneyundead: story behind it
doucheisafunnyword: should I send it to her?
delaneyundead: theres this water drainage thing, where all the snow and rain water comes from teh mountains and kinda flows off into what I assume to be the ocean...
delaneyundead: my old house was right next to it. we called it the zankee.
delaneyundead: well, they fell in there
delaneyundead: i found a dead fish head in there once
delaneyundead: i was not about to go diving for my rims
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?
delaneyundead: but the lenses were clearly visible
doucheisafunnyword: MMM FISH
delaneyundead: so i snatched em
delaneyundead: i know, right?
delaneyundead: and my best friend ashten thinks SHES badass for growing up in JERSEY
delaneyundead: pssshhh
delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: how did the lenses become detatched?
delaneyundead: id assume the rocks
delaneyundead: who knows?
doucheisafunnyword: oooh gottcha
doucheisafunnyword: Jesus
delaneyundead: but i swear on all things special
delaneyundead: that it did happen
doucheisafunnyword: je wanted you to have contacts
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: he did
delaneyundead: that he did
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: did you know Angel Ariel has LEPROSY?!
delaneyundead:yeah, i follow Angel's blog
delaneyundead: poor lassie
delaneyundead: lets take one for the team and get leprosy too
doucheisafunnyword: I replied to you on teh interwebz
doucheisafunnyword: Fuck the team
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: now i see how it is
delaneyundead: why are we awake at 1 am being tools?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: It's 3 here
delaneyundead: *sigh*
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh its almost two here
delaneyundead: dang
delaneyundead: even worse
delaneyundead: dont be so excited to point that ish out
delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Thinks I Have Bad Taste In Men.

Via Yahoo Messenger with my best friend.

We Were using photoshare to talk dirt on boys and stuff-ish

delaneyundead: and the last is dr sexypants with a fish

delaneyundead: just because i can

delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Fox: wtf is with the fish

Ashten Fox: lol

delaneyundead: lol

Ashten Fox: is it kissing his forehead

delaneyundead: im not too sure

delaneyundead: but he looks happy

Ashten Fox: like thank you my animal doctor

Ashten Fox: for keeping me healthy

delaneyundead: L

delaneyundead: M

delaneyundead: F

delaneyundead: A
delaneyundead: O

delaneyundead: "thank you my animal doctor"

Ashten Fox: you should put a thought cloud

delaneyundead: rofl

Ashten Fox: on the fishy

Ashten Fox: and write that in it

5 minutes later...

delaneyundead: Im marrying Mic Todd

Ashten Fox: oh geez

Ashten Fox: well

delaneyundead: please be my maid of honor

delaneyundead: please?

Ashten Fox: ughhhhhhhhhh
delaneyundead: we are all wearing matching flannel
Ashten Fox: uuuuughhhhhhhhhh
Ashten Fox: I bet
Ashten Fox: fuckin lumberjacks
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: isnt that such a bad pic of him?
Ashten Fox: they all are
Ashten Fox: you say that one like its an exception
Ashten Fox: you cant take a good picture of a hideous person
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: Eh, its kinda cute
delaneyundead: now lets do a quick comparison
delaneyundead: Dr SexyPants kinda looks like mic todd a little
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
delaneyundead: he has a beard now too
Ashten Fox: no
Ashten Fox: nasty
Ashten Fox: ew
Ashten Fox: caca
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: i miss you
delaneyundead: lmfao
Ashten Fox: he looks like my sister in-laws nasty 35 year old boyfriend
Ashten Fox: its dirty
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: really?
delaneyundead: no way
delaneyundead: Todd And SexyPants are both hot
Ashten Fox: yeah
Ashten Fox: no
delaneyundead: dr sexypants is only 27
Ashten Fox: oh wow
Ashten Fox: hes only teetering on 30
Ashten Fox: wooo
delaneyundead: the last one is ugly
delaneyundead: he looks old as shit
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: he is old as shit
Ashten Fox: do you see the shiny gray hairs?
delaneyundead: so he has grey hair?
delaneyundead: whats the prob?
Ashten Fox: that is a problem
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: his sperm is probably like
Ashten Fox: all shriveled
delaneyundead: ok nothing is worse than this pic
delaneyundead: mic todd...
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: ughhhhhh
Ashten Fox: if its not a crazy marine its an ex heroin rock band guy
Ashten Fox: what ever happened to bryce
Ashten Fox: hes such a nice guy
Ashten Fox: the more you speak of these other men, the more I like bryce packard
delaneyundead: here, i added this for good measure



*Inserted Picture of Jesse McCartney into the Photo share, so that Ashten would not go blind from my love interests' glorious faces.*





delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: mmmmm
Ashten Fox: i like him
delaneyundead: lmfao
Ashten Fox: the camera looks like
Ashten Fox: an erect penis
Ashten Fox: pointing at his face
delaneyundead: bryce looks closest to jesse mccartney out of the whole bunch
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: LMFAO
delaneyundead: penis
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: it does
Ashten Fox: i know.

Pink Gypsy

Via Yahoo Messenger

Chris Smith: lol your running away to become a gypsy??
delaneyundead: yes
delaneyundead: i forgot to tell you
delaneyundead: after i found out you wouldnt wear pink at the wedding i was so heartbroken i made the life changing decision
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: so, thanks to you, i have to tattoo a giant moon and star on my shoulder and then learn how to play the tambourine
delaneyundead: thanks alot, Chris
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: oh gosh
delaneyundead: thats all you can say???!!!
Chris Smith: well i can't stop your dreams ha
delaneyundead: they arent dreams, they are what happens when a bride's groom ruins their wedding by refusing the color pink
Chris Smith: psh i didn't ruin it i just would never ware pink
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: its not a widely publisized issue, but each year, hundreds of women across the globe are forced into traveling gypsy caravans as a result of their significant other's lack of enthusiasm over their wedding decor choices


5 minutes later...

delaneyundead: how about we compromise?
delaneyundead: black suit...pink tie?
Chris Smith: i'd do that
delaneyundead: sweet
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: can i still be a traveling gypsy?
Chris Smith: of course haha

Bloody Battles and Fishtanks.

Via Yahoo Messenger. Chris is backkk.

delaneyundead: hey at our wedding...will you wear pink?
Chris Smith: i have already told myself a long time ago i will never ware pink
delaneyundead: im so sad
Chris Smith: ?
Chris Smith: y
delaneyundead: bc i wanted you in pink
delaneyundead: my wedding is ruined
delaneyundead: how could you???
delaneyundead: lmfao
Chris Smith: lol im sorry
delaneyundead: now i have to battle you
delaneyundead: kinfefight?
delaneyundead: ???
delaneyundead: scaredy cat
Chris Smith: i get the axe
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: fine
delaneyundead: i want numchucks, a grenade, and the knives
Chris Smith: ok then i get an axe clymore and spear
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: then at the end, if we're still alive, we can shake hands, if we have them still
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: of course
Chris Smith: then go eat some food with our blooden bodies
Chris Smith: at some fancy place
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: people will scream
delaneyundead: maybe we will get better seating though
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: near the fish tank
delaneyundead: yessss
delaneyundead: i am going to throw my eyeball in the tank for them
Chris Smith: not mine!
delaneyundead: wimp

Baaaaaaa

Via yahoo Messenger.

er5endaam: i was very polite
er5endaam: hey, you left me a voice mail!
er5endaam: i heart you
er5endaam: let's cohabitate
er5endaam: also, you don't ever need to leave your name with a vm
er5endaam: i recognize your sexy voice
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: sexy?
delaneyundead: i think i opened that one with "its a sheep!"
er5endaam: god yes
delaneyundead: or something
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: so hot of me
er5endaam: you did
er5endaam: so hot indeed
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: youre into some sick shit
delaneyundead: some very very sick shit
delaneyundead: lol
er5endaam: haha
er5endaam: oh yeah
er5endaam: forgot to give you a heads up with that

Oxen.

Via Yahoo Messenger. Bob and I have no lives.

delaneyundead: thanks for my oxen
er5endaam: indeed
er5endaam: wish i could afford me
er5endaam: more
er5endaam: *
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: me too
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: what is life without useless virtual oxen?
er5endaam: i don't want to know
delaneyundead: i saw
delaneyundead: in my friends pet society house
delaneyundead: a fish bowl that is green with a skeleton fish in it
delaneyundead: i want
delaneyundead: wonder where i can buy that?
er5endaam: hmmmm
er5endaam: that's awesome
delaneyundead: isnt it?

Sam and Dee...The Explorers.

Via yahoo Messenger. Oh Gee Sammy...we basically rock forever now. For the record, I am not a stalker. Boredom leads to amazing discoveries.

delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:26 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:27 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:28 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:29 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:30 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:31 PM): SAM!
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:35 PM): ?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:36 PM): I think i found dr sexypants
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:39 PM): WHAT?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:46 PM): ooooooooh
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:48 PM): LINK
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:49 PM): LINK
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:52 PM): LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:05 PM): there is no way
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:08 PM): there is no way this is him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:09 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:16 PM): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=29018460
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:22 PM): letes try and figure out if it is him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:23 PM): ok
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:28 PM): i typed his last name in the search engine on a whim.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:35 PM): and this popped up
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:41 PM): his name is the same as our sexypants
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:46 PM): and his hometown is mine
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:49 PM): thats where i live right now
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:55 PM): but i cant figure it out fromthe pic
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:00 PM): it doesnt look like him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:18 PM): that pic just DOESNT look like him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:28 PM): what are the chances of two "insert sexypants' real name here' in naperville ill?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:13:29 PM): I hope it's not him :About me: I'm a really interesting person. I enjoy my own company more than the company of others. I masturbate frequently and sometimes cry afterwards.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:30 PM): ?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:13:38 PM): ?!
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:41 PM): LMFAO
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:45 PM): how will i ever know?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:51 PM): the pic jsut doesnt look like him?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:53 PM): but its a shitty pic
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:03 PM): does he have kids?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:15 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:17 PM): its him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:23 PM): you know how i know?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:24 PM): oh wow
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:27 PM): bc in his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:34 PM): there is a girl who is a doctor at our clinic
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:34 PM): so he masturbates and cries?doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:37 PM): niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:39 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:40 PM): lmfao
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:43 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:44 PM): yessssss
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:46 PM): this is special
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:47PM):You have to tell him tomorrow you found it
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:50 PM): that doesnt look like him at all
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:54 PM): no way!
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:56 PM): and ask him if he cries alot
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:00 PM): lolololol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:04 PM): friend him on myspace
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:23 PM): tell him you got bored and were looking up co-workers
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:31 PM): he hasnt been on in forever
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:32 PM): omfg
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:34 PM): in his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:38 PM): a pic or two of him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:40 PM): and he looks
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:42 PM): butt ass ugly
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:46 PM): that doesnt look like him at all
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:47 PM): omg
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:49 PM): this is super
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:16:02 PM): orentation:not sure
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:16:04 PM): lolololol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:10 PM): LMFAo
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:12 PM): i cant believe this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:16 PM): im glad i found this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:32 PM): his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:33 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:35 PM): read this one:
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:42 PM): "hey... how come my penis smells like your mouth? its sort of creeping me out. and why does my head hurt when i wake up in the morning? anyway... see you soon bro. "
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:05 PM): "I enjoy using large words that I only partially understand, and then when someone asks me what it means I get all indignant and call them stupid. I've come into a recent dislike for Brazilians and thier salad tossing ways. "
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:07 PM): LMFAO
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:18 PM): LMFAo
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:20 PM): i am in love
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:22 PM): even more than before
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:26 PM): He's perfect for you.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:28 PM): i am laughing in real life
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:29 PM): he's nuts
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:32 PM): thats how you know its perfect
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:33 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:50 PM): OMGd
elaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:53 PM): look in his comments
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:53 PM): ?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:56 PM): there is one that a girl sent
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:03 PM): with is name written on her arm in blood
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:04 PM): lol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:18:14 PM): holy shit
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:24 PM): guess imnot the only stalker. hahahah oh gosh.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:25 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:27 PM): sam
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:31 PM): my night is so much better now
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:32 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:34 PM): and we shared this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:35 PM): woowoo
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:00 PM): there is also a bunny raping a dog in his comments
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:01 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:19:08 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:19:10 PM): he is 27
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:37 PM): that looks like bbg sauce on her arm.
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:39 PM): lol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:46 PM): bbq
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:50 PM): lol

Rock Bottom, Oh Yes.

Via Yahoo Messenger. With MYSELF. Because loneliness sucks. For the record, I know I've lost it. You don't have to remind me.

How does this convo play out? Its simple. yahoo messenger allows for a user to have aliases. One of mine is Dee...the one I obviously use most is DelaneyUndead. I was just bored enough tonight to see if I could talk to myself. *sigh*


delaneyundead: hey
Dee: wow...so it is possible to instant message myself
delaneyundead: yeah it is...we're lame
delaneyundead: Just throwing that out there
Dee: I agree...only a super lame girl would write to herself
delaneyundead: Or a super lonely one.
delaneyundead: We are a lonely girl
Dee: thats deep.
Dee: I wish we had a place to go tonight
delaneyundead: By ourselves,even.
delaneyundead: i wouldn't be as lonely if I were out...i want to go stargazing.
Dee: We so should.
Dee: The skies are way clearer out here than at home.
delaneyundead: I miss home
Dee: ditto...mainly because Im you...so I share your thoughts
delaneyundead: You know, Mrs. Myself, i think we've hit rock bottom.
Dee: psh...don't say that
delaneyundead: I just did.
Dee: Wanna knife fight, biotch??!!
delaneyundead: Woah calm down.
delaneyundead: lol
Dee: We are getting way too much enjoyment out of this conversation with ourself.
Dee: I feel like Golom in Lord of the Rings...and Im not so sure thats good. lmao
delaneyundead: Well Delaney (aka myself). I think talking to ourself out of boredom on yahoo messenger isnt complete and total rock bottom.
delaneyundead: I mean, we could be living in a house with cats.
delaneyundead: like, as in 'cat lady' style
Dee: True that.
Dee: Wanna go for a run?
delaneyundead: yeah why not?.
delaneyundead: Its cold outside...
Dee: I like the cold. i think we need it.
delaneyundead: OK..well
delaneyundead: lets go.
Dee: Sweet.
Dee: Love me!
delaneyundead: Love me too!
Dee:Bye!

Tim Tobias, The Dino Hater.

Via aol aim. Tim is pretty much the best friend a girl could have.


rocknrolldelaney (7:17:25 PM): hi!
xxTimBimxx (7:23:31 PM): and WHERE have YOU been?!
rocknrolldelaney (7:23:53 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (7:23:59 PM): riding dinosaurs to the moon
rocknrolldelaney (7:24:00 PM): and you?
xxTimBimxx (7:24:03 PM): I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK
xxTimBimxx (7:24:22 PM): you know
xxTimBimxx (7:24:24 PM): wackin it
rocknrolldelaney (7:25:45 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (7:25:47 PM): really?
rocknrolldelaney (7:25:49 PM): bc ive been gone?
rocknrolldelaney (7:25:53 PM): gosh you really DO love me
rocknrolldelaney (7:25:54 PM): :)
xxTimBimxx (7:26:30 PM):and you have been out riding dinosaurs! thats it...
xxTimBimxx (7:26:30 PM): its over
rocknrolldelaney (7:26:48 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (7:26:49 PM): no no
rocknrolldelaney (7:26:54 PM): i wasnt riding them like that!
rocknrolldelaney (7:26:55 PM): damn
xxTimBimxx (7:27:01 PM): mmm hmmm
xxTimBimxx (7:27:04 PM): to the moon?
rocknrolldelaney (7:27:04 PM): i wish i had known there was an 'us' in the first place
rocknrolldelaney (7:27:13 PM): i wouldve taken advantage of that ish and gotten some hugs at least
xxTimBimxx (7:27:28 PM): even more reason
xxTimBimxx (7:27:34 PM): im sick to my stomach now
xxTimBimxx (7:28:16 PM): oh well... breakup sex? lets make this quick cause i have a meeting in like 5
rocknrolldelaney (7:28:30 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (7:28:34 PM): i dont want quick sex
rocknrolldelaney (7:28:37 PM): anymore mr tim
rocknrolldelaney (7:28:46 PM): you have been banging me in 5 second intervals for weeks now
rocknrolldelaney (7:28:48 PM): tsktsk
xxTimBimxx (7:28:56 PM): lmao
xxTimBimxx (7:29:13 PM): like a screendoor in a hurricane!
rocknrolldelaney (7:29:38 PM): lol

Sam and Dee In Living Color

Created with Picnik.com. Shared in Yahoo messenger and on myspace.com

I luh my beastie bestie.

Mr Unicorn

Via yahoo messenger. oh sammy.

doucheisafunnyword: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: these people on american idol look like r-tards
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: dont they?
delaneyundead: okay i need man advice
delaneyundead: as usual
doucheisafunnyword: they really do...
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh
doucheisafunnyword: go
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: theres this boy
delaneyundead: wanna see pictures?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: we shall call him bob
delaneyundead: i think you will appreciate the cuteness
doucheisafunnyword: ues
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: omg
doucheisafunnyword: yes I do
delaneyundead: thats so close to home you dont even know
delaneyundead: we cant call him bob
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAHAHAHA
doucheisafunnyword: that's ridiculous
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: what should his code name be?
delaneyundead: since we cant use bob?
doucheisafunnyword: uuuuuh
doucheisafunnyword: uuuhhhhmmm
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: he looks like AJ from the backstreet boys
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahahahahah
doucheisafunnyword: a
delaneyundead: LMAO
delaneyundead: LMFAO
doucheisafunnyword: he shall be AJ
delaneyundead: let me show you more
delaneyundead: he doesnt
doucheisafunnyword: yes please dooooo
doucheisafunnyword: I can't believe I remembered that guys name.
doucheisafunnyword: I win...or lose. Depends on how you look at it
doucheisafunnyword: I lose.
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lets just call him
delaneyundead: charlie
delaneyundead: as in
delaneyundead: the unicorn
doucheisafunnyword: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-LEEEEE
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: well
delaneyundead: anyways
doucheisafunnyword: If he gets stupid we can shun him
delaneyundead: lMFAO
delaneyundead: yesss
delaneyundead: thats great
delaneyundead: youre the blue unicorn
delaneyundead: ill be the pink one
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: Yesssssssss
delaneyundead: anyways.
doucheisafunnyword: I don't know if we're boys or girls but we are AWESOME
delaneyundead: imkinda crushing-ish on this kid
doucheisafunnyword: and we steal kidneys
delaneyundead: but idk
delaneyundead: what do you think?
doucheisafunnyword: What's he like?

Makeup Beasties

Via yahoo messenger. sam and I, bestie beasties.

delaneyundead: hiya bestie
doucheisafunnyword: I thought that said beastie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: that too
delaneyundead: my bestie beastie
doucheisafunnyword: I found THE perfect make up line for us.
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: ok
doucheisafunnyword: I almost wet my pants,but luckily since I'm in ax murderer mode I'm wearing an adult diaper!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: the astronaut thing again
doucheisafunnyword: https://shanalogic.com/category.php?category_id=186
doucheisafunnyword: it's soooooooooooooooooooooo drag
doucheisafunnyword: it's fantastic
doucheisafunnyword: and sparkly
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: i love black eyeshadow
delaneyundead: im throwing that out there
delaneyundead: but i love it
doucheisafunnyword: Me too.
delaneyundead: i used to waer it in high school all the time
doucheisafunnyword: I'm a makeup whore
delaneyundead: OMG me too!
doucheisafunnyword: I used to wear hot pink and black eyeliner really thick
delaneyundead: look! red eyeshadow!
delaneyundead: oh man
delaneyundead: i want it!
doucheisafunnyword: Told ya
delaneyundead: why did you show this to me? im too poor!
doucheisafunnyword: This site is tha shit
delaneyundead: im in love
doucheisafunnyword: So we can dream
doucheisafunnyword: :)
delaneyundead: OMG...ooohhh
delaneyundead: pretty
delaneyundead: *star struck*
delaneyundead: yellow eyeshadow
delaneyundead: page two
doucheisafunnyword: I like the one called "unicorn"
doucheisafunnyword: hahah
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: where??
delaneyundead: i have to find it
doucheisafunnyword: first page.. but it's sold out
delaneyundead: ohhh i have some that color
doucheisafunnyword: http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=2268&page=1&category_id=186
delaneyundead: called 'electric eel' by MAC
doucheisafunnyword: I have one that's that color but it's an all natural loose powder
delaneyundead: Mine is sold out too
delaneyundead: http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=2151&page=2&category_id=186
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh I lurve electric eel.
doucheisafunnyword: I watch makeup videos on youtube and this girl was doing an eye look with electric eeeeeel
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: They have pretty cool demos on youtube.
delaneyundead: i have a liquid eyelier that is neon teal
doucheisafunnyword: oooh
delaneyundead: also MAC
delaneyundead: im a MAC whore
doucheisafunnyword: I have soooo much makeup
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: me too!
doucheisafunnyword: I wear alot of natural stuff
doucheisafunnyword: my skins sooooooooooooooooo sensitive
delaneyundead: youd think mine would be too
delaneyundead: but its not
delaneyundead: so i cover it in MAC
doucheisafunnyword: i used a fash wash once that was all natural and it gave me like a 1/4inch rash all over my face
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: and then look ridiculous
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: no you looook fabulous
doucheisafunnyword: that's why youre poor your spending it all on MAC
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: no
delaneyundead: i havent bought MAC since the ball last year
delaneyundead: i just use that ish thrifty style
doucheisafunnyword: ebay is a bad ass place to get awesome make up dirt cheap
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: we are pathetic
doucheisafunnyword: no we're awesome
delaneyundead: next thing you know we'll be selling our bodies for some makeup
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: there is a difference
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahahhaha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: can you see it?
doucheisafunnyword: Yes
delaneyundead: us...on the streets.
delaneyundead: with signs
doucheisafunnyword: but we'll be the sexiest most made up whore EVAH
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: whores*
delaneyundead: and then Dr SexyPants and your husband drive by together (in teh same car) and say "Sam???? Delaney???" And we hide our faces behind the sign
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: and then they'll show up with the crew from that tv show intervention
delaneyundead: but they yell "you cant hide behind that sign! We'd know those sweet asses anywhere!"
doucheisafunnyword: and we'll be in a crack motel all twitchy surrouned by a thousand dollars of MAC
delaneyundead: :D
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: and when they ask us to go to the intervention right then and there...we'll say ok.
doucheisafunnyword: That's where I always wanted to end up
delaneyundead: but we'll fail out of rehab in like a week
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Please I just want to hold my # 218 brush!!!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i have one of those!
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh man
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i might have a problem
doucheisafunnyword: We do but it's alright
doucheisafunnyword: :)
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: man
delaneyundead: lets illustrate this
delaneyundead: ill draw and mail to you
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: the first step is admitting... and the second step is applying tammy faye baker style eye makeup
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: im down
delaneyundead: so down
delaneyundead: we should have a sleepover
delaneyundead: we can do makeup
delaneyundead: and tp houses
doucheisafunnyword: lol yesssssss
delaneyundead: then whore ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahah
delaneyundead: then beat up your brothers girlfriend
delaneyundead: but first
delaneyundead: i ahve to give my kid a bath
doucheisafunnyword: MAKEUP!
delaneyundead: brb

Double Mint Jail

delaneyundead: OMG
delaneyundead: Chris Brown beat up Rhianna!
Ashten Fox: wtf
Ashten Fox: are you serious?
delaneyundead: yeah
delaneyundead: link
Ashten Fox: gimme the link
delaneyundead: http://www.dailyfill.com/news/13414/Rihanna_Identified_as_Alleged_Victim_in_Chris_Brown_Assault.aspx?utm_source=MySpace&utm_medium=Featured&utm_campaign=Homepage
delaneyundead: that bish probably deserved it
delaneyundead: im jk
delaneyundead: of course
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: thats so crappy
Ashten Fox: I would have never though that Chris Brown would be lame
Ashten Fox: hes so....
Ashten Fox: cute-ish
delaneyundead: i know!
Ashten Fox: and you heard about T.I. right?
delaneyundead: he looks so innocent!
Ashten Fox: going to jail on gun charges
Ashten Fox: our rapper lovers suck
delaneyundead: itll be interesting to see what happens with this story
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: at least TI wants to go to college
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: leave it to me to choose the lame one
Ashten Fox: he might go to college while in jail
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: online college through prison
delaneyundead: Why Ashten???
delaneyundead: Why Do we always fall for the bad boys??!!
Ashten Fox: I dont know
Ashten Fox: its a habit

A few Minutes Later...

Ashten Fox: his real name is clifford Harris
Ashten Fox: I heart clifford.
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: TI???
Ashten Fox: yep
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: I dont think he wants to go to collehe
Ashten Fox: *college
Ashten Fox: hes from college park in atlanta Georgia
Ashten Fox: like
Ashten Fox: thats the name of his section of atlanta
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh
delaneyundead: so it was gang slang all along
delaneyundead: *sigh*
Ashten Fox: yes it was
Ashten Fox: no college dreams for TI
college kid reffered to his city
Ashten Fox: like
Ashten Fox: swagger of an O'side kid
Ashten Fox: or swagga of a jersey kid
Ashten Fox: same difference
Ashten Fox: damn
Ashten Fox: I thought he was classy for a hot minute
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: we are always let down in life
delaneyundead: oh well, Im still going to stay G
Ashten Fox: agreed
Ashten Fox: at heart anyway
Ashten Fox: I might not flaunt it so mucj
Ashten Fox: *much
Ashten Fox: theres some scary ass
Ashten Fox: real fast moving clouds
Ashten Fox: coming in over the house. thats cool.

Doctor Stalk With Dr. Sam.

Via Yahoo Messenger. :)

delaneyundead: i saw Dr sexypants today...and its funny bc now everytime i see him I think of you
doucheisafunnyword: yay! I'm addressing it now.
delaneyundead: that means, of course...that you have to be in our wedding when it comes
doucheisafunnyword: lol I can't wait for you to call him sexypants
doucheisafunnyword: brb going to put your card in the mailbox
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: I kinda wish I would mess up and call him Dr SexyPants....or maybe refer to him as that to someone I work with
delaneyundead: That way itd be out there kinda.
delaneyundead: You know, like "delaney called Dr E 'Dr sexy pants'" and then he finds out a nd falls madly in love
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I brushed his sleeve with my sleeve today.
delaneyundead: *magic*
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh did he blush and say "sorry...wanna be my wife?"
delaneyundead: Psh...I wish
delaneyundead: Gosh....
doucheisafunnyword: did he blush?
delaneyundead: lol..no
delaneyundead: He kept walking
doucheisafunnyword: that would be cute.
delaneyundead: ouch
doucheisafunnyword: You should have smacked his ass.
doucheisafunnyword: and just kept on walking
delaneyundead: Im not sure if Im hallucinating or not
delaneyundead: but I swear he looks at me sometimes...
delaneyundead: ??? Do you think Im just reading into it?
doucheisafunnyword: oooohhh yessssssss
delaneyundead: I know it seems crazy
delaneyundead: but Im wondering
doucheisafunnyword: no he's sweating your hot balls
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: I knew it

Astronaut From Hell

Via Yahoo Messenger. Its me and Sam again...do I really need any explanation other than that??



delaneyundead: say wha????
delaneyundead: ?????????????
doucheisafunnyword: give me your addresss nao!
doucheisafunnyword: I have a card to send you !!!!!!
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: what kind of card?

I then gave Sam my address, but if you think Im posting it here, youre out yo damn mind.

doucheisafunnyword: A frickin hilarious one and a picture I colored you
delaneyundead: if you use my address to try and ax murder me Im just letting you know taht i will fight back and you will surely die
doucheisafunnyword: It's okay I'll bring mace and wear an adduly diaper.
doucheisafunnyword: adult*
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: isn't that what that astrnaut did?
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: yes
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: and she got hers in the end
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: crazy ass astronauts
doucheisafunnyword: they should have left that bitch in space
delaneyundead: lol...did she go to space?
delaneyundead: Maybe she had space dementia?
doucheisafunnyword: i dunno.
delaneyundead: hmmm
delaneyundead: Im excited for my card!
doucheisafunnyword: they should have sent her on a one way like they do with the monkeys

According To Ross...

Via Yahoo Messenger with some photos from myspace.


delaneyundead: Hey Ross...Im going to stalk you at night with my fiberglass dinosaur friends
delaneyundead: just letting you know
Ross G: ok
Ross G: thats cool
Ross G: just dont kill me or anything
Ross G: stalking is ok
delaneyundead: i wont hurt you
delaneyundead: but i cant guarantee that they wont
Ross G: ok
delaneyundead: whatchyaaaa doinnnn'?


How I met MR. Ross...


delaneyundead: i saw my grandma the other day
delaneyundead: and we were talking about the vacation we took in 05
delaneyundead: the one that I met you on
delaneyundead: and i told her
delaneyundead: "grandma..I still talk to that ross boy who stalked me and leslee at our hotel"
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: she was like, "are you serious?"
delaneyundead: and I of course said "serious as a heart attack.
Ross G: hahaha
Ross G: i didnt stalk you
delaneyundead: i know
delaneyundead: but it adds character
delaneyundead: you know, when i tell the story
Ross G: yeah indeed
Ross G: you blow it out of proportion
Ross G: lol
delaneyundead: although you guys did randomly appear in our hotel parking lot...and we didnt tell you where we were staying.
Ross G: to make it interesting
delaneyundead: how did you know, anyway???
Ross G: we drove by
Ross G: and saw you outside
Ross G: i was like
Ross G: im going to turn in there
Ross G: and talk to them
Ross G: you where walking around in the parking lot
delaneyundead: lol...we were taking pictures of everything
delaneyundead: trying to find something exciting in kentucky land
delaneyundead: whatever happened to your friend?
Ross G: i dont hang out with him anymore
delaneyundead: he was ugly
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: just throwing that out there
Ross G: lol
Ross G: he thinks hes the shit
delaneyundead: Leslee and I rode that damn tilt a whirl at your work so many times bc we thought you were cute
delaneyundead: then we got REALLY REALLY sick
delaneyundead: and had to lay down
Ross G: yeah i could tell
delaneyundead: it was soooo awful
delaneyundead: lol
Ross G: i thought you where hot
delaneyundead: Im going to tag you in some myspace photos
Ross G: ok

Ross and I...05. In a parking lot where he stalked me. Uploaded from Myspace.com