Romeo and Delaneyletbeth

Via Yahoo Messenger. Chris and I spend too much internet time together.

delaneyundead: i should add your bro.
delaneyundead: but hell be like "who the fuck?"
Chris Smith: lol hell probably be like oh dang a cutie
Chris Smith: oooweee ha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: no no
Chris Smith: i bet u money haha. i miss hearing my friends talk like that ha. its funny as fuck cause most of the time they dick on each other
delaneyundead: lol....
delaneyundead: i am adding him now.
delaneyundead: but although he is cute...i gotta say thatd be akward.
Chris Smith: well its not like he'd hit on you
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: i mean we say that to everyone guy or girl back home
delaneyundead: booo
delaneyundead: so im not special?
delaneyundead: lameness
Chris Smith: like if someone changes there dress style to dress up nice
Chris Smith: we goo oooo look at this cutie haha
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: well idk if your special to him but to me u are
delaneyundead: really?
delaneyundead: lol...maybe you can both fall in love with me and have an epic battle?
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: then it ends with me getting stabbed with a sword and I die
Chris Smith: i don't think either of us could kill each other
delaneyundead: then you realize you never should have fought in the first place bc you are brothers and id want it that way
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: then you live on and always wear my picture in a locket around your neck
delaneyundead: until one day when you die and we are reunited on the titanic in a dream
Chris Smith: we are both passive
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: wow
Chris Smith: u thought of that just now
Chris Smith: haha
Chris Smith: it would make a good movie
delaneyundead: lol...yeah actually. I have an overactive imagination.
delaneyundead: It would...we should film it sometime
Chris Smith: lol u would fit right in with me and my friends back home ha..
Chris Smith: ok it will be called Delanybeth
delaneyundead: lol...yeah i am usually considered one of the bros. sad times
delaneyundead: Delaneybeth????
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: why?
Chris Smith: Mcbeth
Chris Smith: idk
Chris Smith: it was the first play i could think of
delaneyundead: ohhh...more like Romeo and Delaney or something
delaneyundead: or Delaneylet
delaneyundead: as in, 'Hamlet'
delaneyundead: that way i get to hold a sweet skull
Chris Smith: lol yeah
Chris Smith: to die
Chris Smith: to sleep
Chris Smith: NO MORE
delaneyundead: lol