So It Goes...Some Posts Go On Forever.

Via Yahoo Messenger. Late night/super early morning rambling post between miss sammy and I. Be prepared. it almost never ends.


delaneyundead: heyyyyyyy-yah
delaneyundead: i felled asleepies
doucheisafunnyword: you're the devil.
doucheisafunnyword: i had to spend time with myself...
delaneyundead: sowwie
delaneyundead: so
delaneyundead: i read chonny's latest
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: do you know how horrible I am?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: you said "lets all beat each other in a circle"
doucheisafunnyword: yes I did,
doucheisafunnyword: similar to a circle jerk
doucheisafunnyword: but not
doucheisafunnyword: have you ever listened to any Shabutie?
delaneyundead: no
doucheisafunnyword: OH MUH GAWD
doucheisafunnyword: seriously?!
doucheisafunnyword: Seriously?
doucheisafunnyword: you know shabutie was the precursor toCoheed, right?doucheisafunnyword: go to my blog immediately www.nerdyninjasb.blogspot.com
doucheisafunnyword: listen to that.
delaneyundead: yes and ok
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it says reeeeeaaal dirty things
delaneyundead: is it the dirty song?
doucheisafunnyword: nasty like "give me my pussy, you whore"
delaneyundead: i commented on it
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: "when in doubt just get down on your knees and suck me"
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i didnt know that was shabutie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: its almost compariable shaft
doucheisafunnyword: yeah that's chonny's boyfriancee
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: oh dang
doucheisafunnyword: I'm only saying this because I'm a pervert, but I guarentee they have great secks
delaneyundead: ewww oh god
delaneyundead: other people having sex
delaneyundead: I need to bleach my thoughts now
doucheisafunnyword: lol as long as they're attractive it's cool
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's not like I said "old people doing it covered in mayonaise"
doucheisafunnyword: ::gag::
delaneyundead: okay im listening now just for yous
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't think that all the way through
delaneyundead: hmmm wait
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: that old people covered in mayo thing
doucheisafunnyword: ?!
delaneyundead: isnt that in a movie?
doucheisafunnyword: chapelle show
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yesssss
doucheisafunnyword: sex ed
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH balls
doucheisafunnyword: I found a video you have to see
delaneyundead: this song
delaneyundead: musically makes me feel like Im on drugs...like amphetamines
doucheisafunnyword: Yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: the end is the best
delaneyundead: lyrically, its not too clear
doucheisafunnyword: hang on..
delaneyundead: oh gosh, hee hee....eevery musician has to have that first band experience, right?
delaneyundead: I remember my first 'band'...im never going to be in a band again.
delaneyundead: and the one after
delaneyundead: iwish i could find our demo for you!
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: it was super
delaneyundead: and when I say super, I mean it sucked balls
doucheisafunnyword: ookay here are the lyrics

insert obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: how fanciful
doucheisafunnyword: there's more the page froze up
delaneyundead: lol...I wonder if this is one of those songs that has a super duper secret meaning....
doucheisafunnyword: stupid INTERNETZZZZ
delaneyundead: or if it literally is what it sounds like
delaneyundead: ?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I like to think it's litteral it's zexy

insert more obscene lyrics here

delaneyundead: if some guy came up to me and said that and told me he 'deserved a lollipop, whore"
doucheisafunnyword: That's why I said ZEXY
delaneyundead: Id give hiim one...up his ass
doucheisafunnyword: LoL Have I mentioned I like kinky dirty sex? Not like gross buttsecks though
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: :: snort ::
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: dont get me started
doucheisafunnyword: Plus that would have to be in the right context
delaneyundead: pleaseplease.
doucheisafunnyword: Wait what?!
delaneyundead: the things ive seen
doucheisafunnyword: Do it START
delaneyundead: *blind*
doucheisafunnyword: GO!
doucheisafunnyword: Go!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: no way!
delaneyundead: this will most likely get published on robotluv, and im not posting that ish
doucheisafunnyword: Are we going to get into swapping stories of freak?
doucheisafunnyword: As long as it's not like gerbils or anything that's cool
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: I think my memories would've been alot happier had my last relationship been a healthy one
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: I need a healthy relationship
doucheisafunnyword: This is true
doucheisafunnyword: Or a good fucking from a rockstar
doucheisafunnyword: it's the same thing
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yeah, I can see where youre coming from?
delaneyundead: random ass
doucheisafunnyword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIn_R-H4I5I
delaneyundead: is that....is that?
delaneyundead: could it be?? MIc Todddddddd
doucheisafunnyword: I'm glad you like me, otherwise you'd be offended all the time
delaneyundead: in all his prettyness
doucheisafunnyword: IT's more akward
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: its from 2001
delaneyundead: in 2001 i was about 14 or 15
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: It
delaneyundead: thats illegal
doucheisafunnyword: Nah well yeah but that cool
doucheisafunnyword: Shit when Josh and I started dating I was 16 (just turned) and he was 21
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: wow..i like mic's fashionable aunt jemima head bandana
doucheisafunnyword: it's all freaky naughty
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: look at the hair beast
delaneyundead: go mic todd
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's no where to be found
doucheisafunnyword: Should I send it to chonny?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: only because
doucheisafunnyword: of the dancing that's coming up
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: hold on
delaneyundead: ill tell you
doucheisafunnyword: there's some GIANT ass that keeps girating in front of the camera
doucheisafunnyword: They are all really cute though
doucheisafunnyword: it's in the second song
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: okay
delaneyundead: so this recording quality is super
doucheisafunnyword: hell the video is worth just that
delaneyundead: it wasnt even recorded through the monitors
delaneyundead: someone just walked up with a cam
delaneyundead: woowoo best recordings ever. <3
doucheisafunnyword: yeah it's right up there with our video
doucheisafunnyword: I'd say our production quality was a little higher
doucheisafunnyword: :)
doucheisafunnyword: also rick astley
doucheisafunnyword: mm fish
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Clauds voice came with the hair btw
delaneyundead: id say the addition of rick astley in our video will up our fan base
delaneyundead: stardom, here we come
doucheisafunnyword: lol yessss
doucheisafunnyword: I like how mic says "Stick-ahs"
doucheisafunnyword: and stick-ahs
delaneyundead: oh wow
delaneyundead: insert gyrating due now
doucheisafunnyword: see the fatty?!
delaneyundead: there he is
doucheisafunnyword: YESSSSSSSS
delaneyundead: get it, guy in red shirt...get it
doucheisafunnyword: he's in pink and purple
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: I love it
delaneyundead: get it, my bad contact lenses, get it
doucheisafunnyword: no it's not that I don't see colors right
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: really
doucheisafunnyword: I see colors off
doucheisafunnyword: so when it's red to everyone else I see hot pink
doucheisafunnyword: I can't see warm colors like everyone else
doucheisafunnyword: lol I'm "special"
delaneyundead: no, i think youre right this time
delaneyundead: my vision really is just that bad
delaneyundead: imlegally blind, you know
delaneyundead: its on my thrifty california license and everything
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't figure this out until a couple of years ago when josh and I argueed for 30 minutes about the color of a bus
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh niiiice
doucheisafunnyword: I;d use that to my advantage
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't mean to punch you in the balls...I'm legally blind , ya know"
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i did it to myself
doucheisafunnyword: lazer pointers?
delaneyundead: well, you know...not origionally...but i made it worse
doucheisafunnyword: lol
delaneyundead: lol in highschool i refused to wear my glasses unless in class...it was a teenage protest bc i wanted contacts
delaneyundead: i lost those bitshes all the time!
doucheisafunnyword: are you watching mic's "sexy delaney" dance?
doucheisafunnyword: LoL
delaneyundead: once, no lie, i lost the rims but managed to keep the lenses...
delaneyundead: and yes, I had to tape them onto my face
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?!
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: then dad bought me contacts
delaneyundead: :)
doucheisafunnyword: niiiiice
delaneyundead: go me
delaneyundead: okay no
doucheisafunnyword: child abuse at it's finest
delaneyundead: story behind it
doucheisafunnyword: should I send it to her?
delaneyundead: theres this water drainage thing, where all the snow and rain water comes from teh mountains and kinda flows off into what I assume to be the ocean...
delaneyundead: my old house was right next to it. we called it the zankee.
delaneyundead: well, they fell in there
delaneyundead: i found a dead fish head in there once
delaneyundead: i was not about to go diving for my rims
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?
delaneyundead: but the lenses were clearly visible
doucheisafunnyword: MMM FISH
delaneyundead: so i snatched em
delaneyundead: i know, right?
delaneyundead: and my best friend ashten thinks SHES badass for growing up in JERSEY
delaneyundead: pssshhh
delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: how did the lenses become detatched?
delaneyundead: id assume the rocks
delaneyundead: who knows?
doucheisafunnyword: oooh gottcha
doucheisafunnyword: Jesus
delaneyundead: but i swear on all things special
delaneyundead: that it did happen
doucheisafunnyword: je wanted you to have contacts
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: he did
delaneyundead: that he did
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: did you know Angel Ariel has LEPROSY?!
delaneyundead:yeah, i follow Angel's blog
delaneyundead: poor lassie
delaneyundead: lets take one for the team and get leprosy too
doucheisafunnyword: I replied to you on teh interwebz
doucheisafunnyword: Fuck the team
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: now i see how it is
delaneyundead: why are we awake at 1 am being tools?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: It's 3 here
delaneyundead: *sigh*
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh its almost two here
delaneyundead: dang
delaneyundead: even worse
delaneyundead: dont be so excited to point that ish out
delaneyundead: lol