Star Wars, Shmar Wars...

Via Yahoo Messenger. Okay, I admit I just wanted a reason to write 'star wars shmar wars'

delaneyundead: there is great movie coming out
delaneyundead: or already out
delaneyundead: and i must see it
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: its about star wars fans
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
delaneyundead: lets go see it together
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: I want a lightsaber tattoo sooooo bad
delaneyundead: wtf is it called again???
doucheisafunnyword: ?
doucheisafunnyword: I dunno
doucheisafunnyword: I have a friend who has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says JEDI
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i told you about when i got caught in the dark with lightsabers, right?delaneyundead: wow, that sounds bad
doucheisafunnyword: NO!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh yes
doucheisafunnyword: teelllll meeeeeeeee
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I wish you were real.. lol
doucheisafunnyword: <3
delaneyundead: Okay, so my bestest real life friend Brianna and I have this thing with star wars...we have ever since we met our sophomore year of high school.
delaneyundead: welll
delaneyundead: When we were 18 there was this Darth Vader mask at target, on sale for 10 bucks
delaneyundead: so of course, I was a young single girl with no child at the time, I blew the cash on it
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: it was SO SWEET
delaneyundead: it had this voice box thing on it
delaneyundead: where you could change your voice, and then press a button and it would breathe all heavy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: soooo...
delaneyundead: since we got the mask, we couldnt pass up buying some lightsabers and ray guns
delaneyundead: we drove all over town and waved them at people out the window...when nightime hit it was superrrrr
doucheisafunnyword: omg'
delaneyundead: We had this friend Sean, who lived in a house downtown from us and he had this weird open-garage type thing
delaneyundead: we decided to hide in there and when he came home we'd start battling with the sabers and put on a show
doucheisafunnyword: holy hell
delaneyundead: he wouldnt know who we were because she ninja scarved her face and i had darth on, of course
delaneyundead: wellll....
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: we waited and talked ish with each other until we heard him driving up on his moped
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAH
doucheisafunnyword: the moped takes this story from a 9 to a 76
doucheisafunnyword: that's on a scale of 1-10 mind you
delaneyundead: little fact about Sean talkington: he went through this faze where he was in a 'moped gang' called the Black Crows, which consisted of a bunch of random artsy kids who moped-ed around town.
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delaneyundead: (they were all like 26 years old...way to make the story evennn betterrr)doucheisafunnyword: please post this one robotluv
doucheisafunnyword: if you love me you will
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: So we were battling at full force and all of these kids come driving up.
delaneyundead: They all stopped, and we stopped
delaneyundead: and they stared at us, and we stared at them.
delaneyundead: and then someone was like "who is that???"
delaneyundead: and we ran into his house
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it's like i'm on a lolercoster
delaneyundead: it was fantastic
delaneyundead: we made such tools out of ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: you should have stopped and stared at them
delaneyundead: it was bad enough that we were Sean's 'young friends who weren't artsy enough'
delaneyundead: then we had to pull out the lightsabers
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: best memory ever
doucheisafunnyword: and then continued the fight
doucheisafunnyword: That's fantastic
delaneyundead: lol..
doucheisafunnyword: the only story that I have that's semi funny like that is..we used to build our own rockets and launch them
delaneyundead: when we drove home that night we saw bri's little sister and her boyfriend driving the other way from us...so we drove up and waved our lightsabers in slow motion
delaneyundead: Cassidy (her lil sis) was about to die
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: we were always embarassing her....umm....and i guess ourselves
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: BEST FRIENDS
doucheisafunnyword: Embarassment if for losers
doucheisafunnyword: !
doucheisafunnyword: I have NO DIGNITY