Makeup Beasties

Via yahoo messenger. sam and I, bestie beasties.

delaneyundead: hiya bestie
doucheisafunnyword: I thought that said beastie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: that too
delaneyundead: my bestie beastie
doucheisafunnyword: I found THE perfect make up line for us.
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: ok
doucheisafunnyword: I almost wet my pants,but luckily since I'm in ax murderer mode I'm wearing an adult diaper!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: the astronaut thing again
doucheisafunnyword: https://shanalogic.com/category.php?category_id=186
doucheisafunnyword: it's soooooooooooooooooooooo drag
doucheisafunnyword: it's fantastic
doucheisafunnyword: and sparkly
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: i love black eyeshadow
delaneyundead: im throwing that out there
delaneyundead: but i love it
doucheisafunnyword: Me too.
delaneyundead: i used to waer it in high school all the time
doucheisafunnyword: I'm a makeup whore
delaneyundead: OMG me too!
doucheisafunnyword: I used to wear hot pink and black eyeliner really thick
delaneyundead: look! red eyeshadow!
delaneyundead: oh man
delaneyundead: i want it!
doucheisafunnyword: Told ya
delaneyundead: why did you show this to me? im too poor!
doucheisafunnyword: This site is tha shit
delaneyundead: im in love
doucheisafunnyword: So we can dream
doucheisafunnyword: :)
delaneyundead: OMG...ooohhh
delaneyundead: pretty
delaneyundead: *star struck*
delaneyundead: yellow eyeshadow
delaneyundead: page two
doucheisafunnyword: I like the one called "unicorn"
doucheisafunnyword: hahah
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: where??
delaneyundead: i have to find it
doucheisafunnyword: first page.. but it's sold out
delaneyundead: ohhh i have some that color
doucheisafunnyword: http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=2268&page=1&category_id=186
delaneyundead: called 'electric eel' by MAC
doucheisafunnyword: I have one that's that color but it's an all natural loose powder
delaneyundead: Mine is sold out too
delaneyundead: http://shanalogic.com/item.php?item_id=2151&page=2&category_id=186
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh I lurve electric eel.
doucheisafunnyword: I watch makeup videos on youtube and this girl was doing an eye look with electric eeeeeel
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: They have pretty cool demos on youtube.
delaneyundead: i have a liquid eyelier that is neon teal
doucheisafunnyword: oooh
delaneyundead: also MAC
delaneyundead: im a MAC whore
doucheisafunnyword: I have soooo much makeup
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: me too!
doucheisafunnyword: I wear alot of natural stuff
doucheisafunnyword: my skins sooooooooooooooooo sensitive
delaneyundead: youd think mine would be too
delaneyundead: but its not
delaneyundead: so i cover it in MAC
doucheisafunnyword: i used a fash wash once that was all natural and it gave me like a 1/4inch rash all over my face
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: and then look ridiculous
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: no you looook fabulous
doucheisafunnyword: that's why youre poor your spending it all on MAC
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: no
delaneyundead: i havent bought MAC since the ball last year
delaneyundead: i just use that ish thrifty style
doucheisafunnyword: ebay is a bad ass place to get awesome make up dirt cheap
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: we are pathetic
doucheisafunnyword: no we're awesome
delaneyundead: next thing you know we'll be selling our bodies for some makeup
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: there is a difference
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahahhaha
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: can you see it?
doucheisafunnyword: Yes
delaneyundead: us...on the streets.
delaneyundead: with signs
doucheisafunnyword: but we'll be the sexiest most made up whore EVAH
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: whores*
delaneyundead: and then Dr SexyPants and your husband drive by together (in teh same car) and say "Sam???? Delaney???" And we hide our faces behind the sign
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: and then they'll show up with the crew from that tv show intervention
delaneyundead: but they yell "you cant hide behind that sign! We'd know those sweet asses anywhere!"
doucheisafunnyword: and we'll be in a crack motel all twitchy surrouned by a thousand dollars of MAC
delaneyundead: :D
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: and when they ask us to go to the intervention right then and there...we'll say ok.
doucheisafunnyword: That's where I always wanted to end up
delaneyundead: but we'll fail out of rehab in like a week
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Please I just want to hold my # 218 brush!!!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i have one of those!
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh man
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i might have a problem
doucheisafunnyword: We do but it's alright
doucheisafunnyword: :)
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: man
delaneyundead: lets illustrate this
delaneyundead: ill draw and mail to you
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: the first step is admitting... and the second step is applying tammy faye baker style eye makeup
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: im down
delaneyundead: so down
delaneyundead: we should have a sleepover
delaneyundead: we can do makeup
delaneyundead: and tp houses
doucheisafunnyword: lol yesssssss
delaneyundead: then whore ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: hahahahah
delaneyundead: then beat up your brothers girlfriend
delaneyundead: but first
delaneyundead: i ahve to give my kid a bath
doucheisafunnyword: MAKEUP!
delaneyundead: brb