Oh Yes, Just Like Santa

Via yahoo messenger

delaneyundead: dude, im jealous of your beard
Dan Johnson: i actually shaved it off when i came back from portland
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: why???
delaneyundead: why would you do such a thing???
Dan Johnson: cause cooking with one, it gets hot
Dan Johnson: i sitll got some of a beard, not alot of a beard
delaneyundead: lol..well, if i were a dude, id have a long ass beard
Dan Johnson: lol, you do seem crazy like that
delaneyundead: like santa, except more sexual
delaneyundead: the beard, that is
Dan Johnson: !!
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lalala