-Its Tuesday and I'm tired. Since I'm still playing around with the new concept of this blog, this post may seem a bit all over the place. Tomorrow I hope to have a more organized way of posting. but until then...enjoy some random junk from today. Lol..Ironically all from the wonderful men in my life.
AOL Instant Messenger Convo between Tim and I...We're bored. Always end up having late night chats about super heroes. Keep in mind the times are innacurate because my computer is still on California time. :)
xxTimBimxx (5:12:11 PM): well we all have our perks
rocknrolldelaney (5:12:26 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (5:12:31 PM): wanna go save the world?
xxTimBimxx (5:12:50 PM): i was called in to save the world early today
xxTimBimxx (5:12:53 PM): im pooped
rocknrolldelaney (5:54:59 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:00 PM): sorry
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:08 PM): i got called downstairs
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:09 PM): mommy
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:10 PM): time
xxTimBimxx (5:55:35 PM): its all good
rocknrolldelaney (5:56:20 PM): what are you doing?
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:22 PM): Just FYi
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:28 PM): Im bored
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:36 PM): as in, Im going to stab you bored
xxTimBimxx (6:02:53 PM): well that would give you something to do
xxTimBimxx (6:03:02 PM): play hide and seek with the cops
xxTimBimxx (6:03:06 PM): gotta bury the body
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:07 PM): I know...but if I stabbed you tonight, then what would I do tomorrow?
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:13 PM): So im guessing I keep ya alive
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:14 PM): congrats
xxTimBimxx (6:03:18 PM): gotta drop the kid off with a sitter for a while
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:23 PM): LMAO
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:30 PM): Drop the kids off at the pool?
xxTimBimxx (6:03:51 PM): uhm i don;t know what sick crap your gonna do to my body but do it after im dead please
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:07 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:10 PM): Yay Tim.
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:19 PM): Im officially still bored, but not As bored...all thanks to you
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:24 PM): My rubber clad hero
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:27 PM): oorah
xxTimBimxx (6:04:34 PM): don't oorah me
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:42 PM): oh, I just did
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:43 PM): I went there
xxTimBimxx (6:04:46 PM): or ill oorah up the backside of your head
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:02 PM): psh...you wouldn't dare. Im your sidekick
xxTimBimxx (6:05:07 PM): better not have a bun or ill rip that off
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:16 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:05:17 PM): ever try and make your own wig? itll help with the boredom
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:28 PM): i would but there arent any animals around here
rocknrolldelaney (6:06:00 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:06:01 PM): no way
xxTimBimxx (6:06:03 PM): cats around town
xxTimBimxx (6:06:10 PM): we'll just see how creative you are
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:00 PM): i could never! *gasp*
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:10 PM): im going to be a veterinarian someday, remember?
xxTimBimxx (6:07:28 PM): well you gotta shave em before you do surery right?
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:38 PM): yeah
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:42 PM): but thats not alot of fur
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:45 PM): it could take me months
xxTimBimxx (6:08:17 PM): jeeze impatient sidekick arent you
xxTimBimxx (6:08:28 PM): BUT TOBY YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD NOW!
xxTimBimxx (6:08:41 PM): but im droppin the kids off at the pool leave me be
rocknrolldelaney (6:09:03 PM): lol...at the same time as you IM me? you have more skills than I origionally thought
xxTimBimxx (6:09:34 PM): laptop...ireless
xxTimBimxx (6:09:37 PM): wireless*
xxTimBimxx (6:09:45 PM): i like to multitask
rocknrolldelaney (6:09:53 PM): gosh.
xxTimBimxx (6:10:05 PM): i do all sorts of other things
rocknrolldelaney (6:10:14 PM): like what?
xxTimBimxx (6:10:33 PM): i shave cats while im at work
xxTimBimxx (6:10:40 PM): lot of cats in third world countries
xxTimBimxx (6:10:44 PM): people need hair
xxTimBimxx (6:11:42 PM): sex and phone... done that one a few times
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:24 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:33 PM): so thats what marines do during their spare time
xxTimBimxx (6:12:34 PM): beer and movies... beer and anything really
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:35 PM): ?
xxTimBimxx (6:12:52 PM): marines do alot of stupid shit
xxTimBimxx (6:13:03 PM): you should have seen my barracks after 300 came out
xxTimBimxx (6:14:13 PM): we all decided to reinact it
xxTimBimxx (6:14:26 PM): with rival platoons and matresses
rocknrolldelaney (6:14:50 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:14:52 PM): no youtube proof?
xxTimBimxx (6:14:58 PM): nah sorry
rocknrolldelaney (6:15:06 PM): what a sad time
xxTimBimxx (6:15:19 PM): i used to go over to the army barracks and we jousted
xxTimBimxx (6:15:29 PM): HALARIOUS
xxTimBimxx (6:15:59 PM): with flaks and shower poles
rocknrolldelaney (6:16:15 PM): lol...Tim, you need to start video taping this
rocknrolldelaney (6:16:20 PM): We wouldnt be so bored if you did
xxTimBimxx (6:17:07 PM): what do i look like a performing monkey?
rocknrolldelaney (6:18:53 PM): lol...well, now that you bring it up...
xxTimBimxx (6:19:04 PM): NO!
xxTimBimxx (6:19:09 PM): you can wear the suit
xxTimBimxx (6:19:14 PM): ill do the backflips
rocknrolldelaney (6:19:59 PM): why do I always end up in costumes when i talk to you?
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:08 PM): you have some sort of weird dream of seeing me in a costume?
xxTimBimxx (6:20:09 PM): i amuses me
xxTimBimxx (6:20:13 PM): it*
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:15 PM): first tights, then a maid suit...
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:17 PM): tsktsk
xxTimBimxx (6:20:24 PM): i never said maid suit
xxTimBimxx (6:20:32 PM): i just said your name was maid
xxTimBimxx (6:20:41 PM): and we would be sponsored by rubber maid
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:51 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:20:55 PM): they will pay for my rediculously expensive rubber suit
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:02 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:21:06 PM): cause it keeps the fresh in
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:13 PM): someone today on facebook asked me for pictures o f us in the costumes
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:18 PM): it very much creeped me out
xxTimBimxx (6:21:47 PM): ...
xxTimBimxx (6:22:03 PM): our identities are supposed to be secret dood!
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:29 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:30 PM): oops
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:46 PM): maybe i shouldnt have made my status message say "Tim Tobias and I are super heroes."
xxTimBimxx (6:22:56 PM): well its too late now
rocknrolldelaney (6:23:21 PM): crap.
xxTimBimxx (6:23:21 PM): should tell everyone that ill be spreading joy to their home asap
rocknrolldelaney (6:23:27 PM): do you think our enemies will hunt us down?
xxTimBimxx (6:23:36 PM): we are hunting our enemy
xxTimBimxx (6:23:45 PM): but he is elusive
rocknrolldelaney (6:24:10 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:24:13 PM): oh gosh
xxTimBimxx (6:25:15 PM): oh well idk about you but i like the publicity
xxTimBimxx (6:25:32 PM): maybe i could get a new suit
rocknrolldelaney (6:26:44 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:26:48 PM): another rubber one?
xxTimBimxx (6:27:03 PM): idk what else could i make it out of
xxTimBimxx (6:27:19 PM): since i don't have to hide my identity maybe i don't need it anymore
rocknrolldelaney (6:27:51 PM): lol...no...you need the rubber
rocknrolldelaney (6:27:52 PM): always
xxTimBimxx (6:27:59 PM): oh damn i forgot!
xxTimBimxx (6:28:13 PM): could have made a mistake there
rocknrolldelaney (6:28:17 PM): lol..tsktsk...youre going to spread your seed across the globe
xxTimBimxx (6:28:33 PM): global inbreeding.... great
xxTimBimxx (6:28:36 PM): ew
rocknrolldelaney (6:28:55 PM): lol...then keep the rubber on bro..keep the rubber on
xxTimBimxx (6:31:06 PM): thats what she said
rocknrolldelaney (6:33:38 PM): lol. who?
xxTimBimxx (6:33:54 PM): all of them D.... all of them
xxTimBimxx (6:33:59 PM): kind of sad in a way
xxTimBimxx (6:34:21 PM): SLOWEST INTERWEB EVER!
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:02 PM): wow
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:03 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:03 PM): wow
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:07 PM): that just blinded me
xxTimBimxx (6:35:46 PM): ... thats what she said
xxTimBimxx (6:35:59 PM): what did?
rocknrolldelaney (6:36:31 PM): the craziness that you jsut typed
rocknrolldelaney (6:40:28 PM): well, tim
rocknrolldelaney (6:40:35 PM): I guess I shall go
xxTimBimxx (6:40:53 PM): fine... run away from your friends i understand
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:13 PM): lol we can keep talking if ya want
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:17 PM): although i garuntee itll be boring
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:25 PM): and probably about rubber and tights, as usual
xxTimBimxx (6:41:49 PM): just fuckin with you ima keep drinkin and watchin x men
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:57 PM): lol..yess
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:00 PM): drink one for me
xxTimBimxx (6:42:09 PM): check rog
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:17 PM): lol and fyi we are way cooler than the x men
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:20 PM): they dont have rubber
rocknrolldelaney (5:12:26 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (5:12:31 PM): wanna go save the world?
xxTimBimxx (5:12:50 PM): i was called in to save the world early today
xxTimBimxx (5:12:53 PM): im pooped
rocknrolldelaney (5:54:59 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:00 PM): sorry
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:08 PM): i got called downstairs
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:09 PM): mommy
rocknrolldelaney (5:55:10 PM): time
xxTimBimxx (5:55:35 PM): its all good
rocknrolldelaney (5:56:20 PM): what are you doing?
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:22 PM): Just FYi
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:28 PM): Im bored
rocknrolldelaney (6:02:36 PM): as in, Im going to stab you bored
xxTimBimxx (6:02:53 PM): well that would give you something to do
xxTimBimxx (6:03:02 PM): play hide and seek with the cops
xxTimBimxx (6:03:06 PM): gotta bury the body
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:07 PM): I know...but if I stabbed you tonight, then what would I do tomorrow?
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:13 PM): So im guessing I keep ya alive
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:14 PM): congrats
xxTimBimxx (6:03:18 PM): gotta drop the kid off with a sitter for a while
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:23 PM): LMAO
rocknrolldelaney (6:03:30 PM): Drop the kids off at the pool?
xxTimBimxx (6:03:51 PM): uhm i don;t know what sick crap your gonna do to my body but do it after im dead please
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:07 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:10 PM): Yay Tim.
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:19 PM): Im officially still bored, but not As bored...all thanks to you
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:24 PM): My rubber clad hero
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:27 PM): oorah
xxTimBimxx (6:04:34 PM): don't oorah me
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:42 PM): oh, I just did
rocknrolldelaney (6:04:43 PM): I went there
xxTimBimxx (6:04:46 PM): or ill oorah up the backside of your head
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:02 PM): psh...you wouldn't dare. Im your sidekick
xxTimBimxx (6:05:07 PM): better not have a bun or ill rip that off
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:16 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:05:17 PM): ever try and make your own wig? itll help with the boredom
rocknrolldelaney (6:05:28 PM): i would but there arent any animals around here
rocknrolldelaney (6:06:00 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:06:01 PM): no way
xxTimBimxx (6:06:03 PM): cats around town
xxTimBimxx (6:06:10 PM): we'll just see how creative you are
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:00 PM): i could never! *gasp*
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:10 PM): im going to be a veterinarian someday, remember?
xxTimBimxx (6:07:28 PM): well you gotta shave em before you do surery right?
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:38 PM): yeah
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:42 PM): but thats not alot of fur
rocknrolldelaney (6:07:45 PM): it could take me months
xxTimBimxx (6:08:17 PM): jeeze impatient sidekick arent you
xxTimBimxx (6:08:28 PM): BUT TOBY YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD NOW!
xxTimBimxx (6:08:41 PM): but im droppin the kids off at the pool leave me be
rocknrolldelaney (6:09:03 PM): lol...at the same time as you IM me? you have more skills than I origionally thought
xxTimBimxx (6:09:34 PM): laptop...ireless
xxTimBimxx (6:09:37 PM): wireless*
xxTimBimxx (6:09:45 PM): i like to multitask
rocknrolldelaney (6:09:53 PM): gosh.
xxTimBimxx (6:10:05 PM): i do all sorts of other things
rocknrolldelaney (6:10:14 PM): like what?
xxTimBimxx (6:10:33 PM): i shave cats while im at work
xxTimBimxx (6:10:40 PM): lot of cats in third world countries
xxTimBimxx (6:10:44 PM): people need hair
xxTimBimxx (6:11:42 PM): sex and phone... done that one a few times
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:24 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:33 PM): so thats what marines do during their spare time
xxTimBimxx (6:12:34 PM): beer and movies... beer and anything really
rocknrolldelaney (6:12:35 PM): ?
xxTimBimxx (6:12:52 PM): marines do alot of stupid shit
xxTimBimxx (6:13:03 PM): you should have seen my barracks after 300 came out
xxTimBimxx (6:14:13 PM): we all decided to reinact it
xxTimBimxx (6:14:26 PM): with rival platoons and matresses
rocknrolldelaney (6:14:50 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:14:52 PM): no youtube proof?
xxTimBimxx (6:14:58 PM): nah sorry
rocknrolldelaney (6:15:06 PM): what a sad time
xxTimBimxx (6:15:19 PM): i used to go over to the army barracks and we jousted
xxTimBimxx (6:15:29 PM): HALARIOUS
xxTimBimxx (6:15:59 PM): with flaks and shower poles
rocknrolldelaney (6:16:15 PM): lol...Tim, you need to start video taping this
rocknrolldelaney (6:16:20 PM): We wouldnt be so bored if you did
xxTimBimxx (6:17:07 PM): what do i look like a performing monkey?
rocknrolldelaney (6:18:53 PM): lol...well, now that you bring it up...
xxTimBimxx (6:19:04 PM): NO!
xxTimBimxx (6:19:09 PM): you can wear the suit
xxTimBimxx (6:19:14 PM): ill do the backflips
rocknrolldelaney (6:19:59 PM): why do I always end up in costumes when i talk to you?
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:08 PM): you have some sort of weird dream of seeing me in a costume?
xxTimBimxx (6:20:09 PM): i amuses me
xxTimBimxx (6:20:13 PM): it*
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:15 PM): first tights, then a maid suit...
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:17 PM): tsktsk
xxTimBimxx (6:20:24 PM): i never said maid suit
xxTimBimxx (6:20:32 PM): i just said your name was maid
xxTimBimxx (6:20:41 PM): and we would be sponsored by rubber maid
rocknrolldelaney (6:20:51 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:20:55 PM): they will pay for my rediculously expensive rubber suit
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:02 PM): lol
xxTimBimxx (6:21:06 PM): cause it keeps the fresh in
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:13 PM): someone today on facebook asked me for pictures o f us in the costumes
rocknrolldelaney (6:21:18 PM): it very much creeped me out
xxTimBimxx (6:21:47 PM): ...
xxTimBimxx (6:22:03 PM): our identities are supposed to be secret dood!
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:29 PM): lol...
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:30 PM): oops
rocknrolldelaney (6:22:46 PM): maybe i shouldnt have made my status message say "Tim Tobias and I are super heroes."
xxTimBimxx (6:22:56 PM): well its too late now
rocknrolldelaney (6:23:21 PM): crap.
xxTimBimxx (6:23:21 PM): should tell everyone that ill be spreading joy to their home asap
rocknrolldelaney (6:23:27 PM): do you think our enemies will hunt us down?
xxTimBimxx (6:23:36 PM): we are hunting our enemy
xxTimBimxx (6:23:45 PM): but he is elusive
rocknrolldelaney (6:24:10 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:24:13 PM): oh gosh
xxTimBimxx (6:25:15 PM): oh well idk about you but i like the publicity
xxTimBimxx (6:25:32 PM): maybe i could get a new suit
rocknrolldelaney (6:26:44 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:26:48 PM): another rubber one?
xxTimBimxx (6:27:03 PM): idk what else could i make it out of
xxTimBimxx (6:27:19 PM): since i don't have to hide my identity maybe i don't need it anymore
rocknrolldelaney (6:27:51 PM): lol...no...you need the rubber
rocknrolldelaney (6:27:52 PM): always
xxTimBimxx (6:27:59 PM): oh damn i forgot!
xxTimBimxx (6:28:13 PM): could have made a mistake there
rocknrolldelaney (6:28:17 PM): lol..tsktsk...youre going to spread your seed across the globe
xxTimBimxx (6:28:33 PM): global inbreeding.... great
xxTimBimxx (6:28:36 PM): ew
rocknrolldelaney (6:28:55 PM): lol...then keep the rubber on bro..keep the rubber on
xxTimBimxx (6:31:06 PM): thats what she said
rocknrolldelaney (6:33:38 PM): lol. who?
xxTimBimxx (6:33:54 PM): all of them D.... all of them
xxTimBimxx (6:33:59 PM): kind of sad in a way
xxTimBimxx (6:34:21 PM): SLOWEST INTERWEB EVER!
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:02 PM): wow
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:03 PM): lol
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:03 PM): wow
rocknrolldelaney (6:35:07 PM): that just blinded me
xxTimBimxx (6:35:46 PM): ... thats what she said
xxTimBimxx (6:35:59 PM): what did?
rocknrolldelaney (6:36:31 PM): the craziness that you jsut typed
rocknrolldelaney (6:40:28 PM): well, tim
rocknrolldelaney (6:40:35 PM): I guess I shall go
xxTimBimxx (6:40:53 PM): fine... run away from your friends i understand
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:13 PM): lol we can keep talking if ya want
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:17 PM): although i garuntee itll be boring
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:25 PM): and probably about rubber and tights, as usual
xxTimBimxx (6:41:49 PM): just fuckin with you ima keep drinkin and watchin x men
rocknrolldelaney (6:41:57 PM): lol..yess
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:00 PM): drink one for me
xxTimBimxx (6:42:09 PM): check rog
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:17 PM): lol and fyi we are way cooler than the x men
rocknrolldelaney (6:42:20 PM): they dont have rubber
Some of the more interesting parts of one of my daily yahoo messenger convos with Christopher...
Chris Smith: heyy
delaneyundead: Hey Cuteness
delaneyundead: whatchya doinnnn?
Chris Smith: make'n sure my room mate does his uniform right
Chris Smith: u?
delaneyundead: lol..same
Chris Smith: lol really??
delaneyundead: psh...no. im talking to you. and wishing I could punch you in the stomache and watch transformers with ya.
Chris Smith: ill cap u in the face nucka
delaneyundead: oh gosh..i jsut read your yahoo messenger quote
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: i want to see transoformers 2
delaneyundead: like a cop car...wheeoohwheeoohwee
Chris Smith: hahahha
delaneyundead: that used to be my ringback tone
delaneyundead: bc im gangsta.
delaneyundead: come see transformers 2 with me.
delaneyundead: we can make out
delaneyundead: except for the part with Shia
delaneyundead: I wanna see those parts
Chris Smith: LOL
Chris Smith: it won't be out untill the summer i think
delaneyundead: I guess I can wait.
delaneyundead: For the make out sesh that is...i cant wait for more shia
Chris Smith: no i just won't know where i'll be
Chris Smith: i wouldn't mind seeing it with you ha. but i'd have to see it twice with you
delaneyundead: lol..why?
delaneyundead: although im not complaining...cuz that means more shia
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: ???
Chris Smith: cause if you would make out with me for 90 % of the movie then i would have no clue whats going on ha
delaneyundead: lol..would that be so bad?
delaneyundead: I mean, really?
Chris Smith: no im jus saying
delaneyundead: afterwards...will you buy me ice cream?
Chris Smith: i'd have to actually watch the movie one of the times haha
Chris Smith: dip n dots
delaneyundead: lol...the ice cream of the astronauts.
delaneyundead: im down
delaneyundead: its so small, i can barely read it.
delaneyundead: lol and did you call me an old lady??
Chris Smith: LOL yeahhhhhh
Chris Smith: cause you always call me young!!
delaneyundead: oh man, ive created a monster
Chris Smith: ?
delaneyundead: lol we always have epic battles
delaneyundead: about something
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: god forbid we get swords and armor
delaneyundead: if it gets that bad...i give up
Chris Smith: you'd get all the way to being able to actually shank me and not do it!ha
delaneyundead: says who?
delaneyundead: what are you gonna do...give me puppy dog eyes?
Chris Smith: no just hold out my arms for a hug
delaneyundead: lol...
delaneyundead: awwww
delaneyundead: cuddles
delaneyundead: lets cuddle
delaneyundead: come over
Chris Smith: lol alright i'll be there in 5 mins!...i wish.
delaneyundead: just forget teh marine corps, ya know?
delaneyundead: they wont notice youre gone
delaneyundead: and we can cuddle for 32897432 hours
Chris Smith: yeah they will, cause im not a shit bag ha. they wil lbe like oh now we lost a good one actually
Chris Smith: i'll take leave and we can cuddle that long ha
Chris Smith: u'lll be attached to me
delaneyundead: lol....take leave then already
delaneyundead: i wanna hug you and poke those gorgeous eyes
delaneyundead: lol
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: ouch!
Chris Smith: i'll wink at cha
delaneyundead: wink? lol..more like flinch as my finger enters your eye
delaneyundead: ;)
Chris Smith: lol yep!
Fwiends <3
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