Via Yahoo Messenger. I keep giving Ashten crap for trying to buy an repo house. lol. hence the following convo. Her status message said "food" so I replied with this:


delaneyundead: food is good
delaneyundead: unless youre us, then its bad
delaneyundead: be sure to save lots of the food
delaneyundead: so when the homeless people who got evicted from your new house wander past crying, you can throw them some
delaneyundead: and that way they wont starve
Ashten Fox: lol what?!
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: your insane
Ashten Fox: why would you say such things to me
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: rofl
delaneyundead: it just came to me
Ashten Fox: so mean
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead:i keep picturing all these little dirty faced latino kids in rags
delaneyundead: sadly walking past your home
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: no
Ashten Fox: stop
delaneyundead: tears rolling down their faces
Ashten Fox: i cant take it
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and we need all 4 rooms
Ashten Fox: we need them
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:and steve looks out with his shining glory
delaneyundead: and they think "once again the white man wins"
Ashten Fox: its like leave it to beave
Ashten Fox: his glowing abs glistening
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: as he happily mows the lawn
delaneyundead: steve is all blonde and golden
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:with really nice teeth
Ashten Fox: hahhaha
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and i come out all pregnant in cute heels
Ashten Fox: and our nice car and bike
Ashten Fox: with a puppy
delaneyundead:with a dog
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: "yall want some lemonade"
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead:thats so sad
delaneyundead:soooo sad
Ashten Fox: I know
Ashten Fox: but hilarious
Ashten Fox: and I dont care
Ashten Fox: because we pay our bills
Ashten Fox: so fuck them
Ashten Fox: we get the house
Ashten Fox: yayyyy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: what if there are like, toddlers and babies
delaneyundead: and they are all dirty and malnourished
Ashten Fox: then they can sign them over to us
Ashten Fox: I want kids anyway
delaneyundead: and they walk up crying and beggin for help
Ashten Fox: but no lazy adultos
Ashten Fox: (thats spanish for adults)
delaneyundead: and the mom has cancer and no legs
delaneyundead: and the dad is dead
delaneyundead: killed by a drunk driver
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: that bish
Ashten Fox: especially under obama
Ashten Fox: would be getting so much money from the govt
Ashten Fox: that she would be moving into a bigger house
Ashten Fox: so
Ashten Fox: again
delaneyundead:shes an illegal immigrant
delaneyundead:so she gets no money
delaneyundead: and her kids are all citizens
Ashten Fox: yo no soy sympatico
delaneyundead: they cant live without her bc they love her so much
delaneyundead:and they just beg you
Ashten Fox: tooooo bad
Ashten Fox: did you know
Ashten Fox: you can join the military to get legal status
Ashten Fox: should have served your country
delaneyundead: yeah but not with cancer and no legs
Ashten Fox: and become a citizen
Ashten Fox: she didnt always have cancer
Ashten Fox: and that wouldnt be my problem
delaneyundead: she was about to join the military when a white rich man came and raped her, then burned off her legs
Ashten Fox: plus she has some kids
Ashten Fox: who are citizens
Ashten Fox: well then she could have sued him
Ashten Fox: and gotten lots of money
Ashten Fox: even as a non citizen
delaneyundead: he died right after that
delaneyundead: and there was no proof
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: auww
Ashten Fox: thats so sad
Ashten Fox: but luckily
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: we got their house
delaneyundead:what a sad tale
delaneyundead:what if its haunted by the dead husbands ghost?
delaneyundead:and he watches you in the shower
delaneyundead: and speaks spanish?
Ashten Fox: whatev
Ashten Fox: hes a ghost
delaneyundead: i guess he and steve would get along
Ashten Fox: and i speak spanish too
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: I speak spanish actually
Ashten Fox: I had to translate at CVS laast week
Ashten Fox: it was a wreck
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: the woman at the register couldnt speak spanish
Ashten Fox: the other woman couldnt speak english
Ashten Fox: and i was like
Ashten Fox: im not just going to stand here
delaneyundead: "bailon todos"
Ashten Fox: all she wanted was to find the bathroom and go pee
Ashten Fox: lmao