Love and Fish

Via facebook Messenger. Poor Trav. And for the records...we've been calling each other by the nickname 'Stupid' for seriously about 6 or 7 years now. Don't ask. in high school, we'd walk by each other in the halls and say "Hey stupid."


10:43pmTravis
Delaney I'm taking a break

10:43pmDelaney
a break from what?

10:43pmTravis
studying

10:43pmDelaney
lol
yay!
talk to me then, im bored!

10:43pmTravis
sweet
you have 15 minutes of entertainment coming straight at you through a facebook chat window...!!!

10:43pmDelaney
lol
woowoo
travis chats are the best!

10:44pmTravis
sweet
so what's new my friend

10:44pmDelaney
not much
im bored
lol
life is very boring momentarily

10:44pmTravis
dang
mine's kinda crazy

10:45pmDelaney
how so?

10:45pmTravis
wanna hear about it?
k well number one
i'm at work right now
and there are like a billion people

10:47pmTravis
okay number 2
i got dropped like it's hot by a crying girl who told me it just wasn't the right time
number 3
I have finals next week in physucks and biochem

10:50pmTravis
i'm also going camping for three days and i'll be waking up to go surfing EVERY morning. I'm going to basically eat fish i catch in the water as i'm surfing and sleep on my board
like as i'm carving i'll just reach out and snag some
they won't even know what hit 'em
and i'll eat 'em like gollum
hello?

10:52pmDelaney
sorry
lol
my comp is lame
lol
ok
soooo
where do you work?
and that girl is missing out on a sweet catch
anddddd
speaking of sweet catch, im jealous of your surf/fish excursions

10:54pmTravis
I wish I was a sea lion sometimes. mates would be so easy to find
and fish
i work at the library

10:54pmDelaney
lol
awww trav
how old are you?

10:55pmTravis
almost 23

10:55pmDelaney
you are young!
you have tons of time to get married!
and find your mate...and fish

10:55pmTravis
yes
fish
mmm

10:56pmDelaney
i actually dont enjoy fish
at all
lol
ewwww

10:58pmTravis
that's stupid stupid

10:58pmDelaney
no its not, stupid. your face is stupid

10:59pmTravis
that's what she said stupid

10:59pmDelaney
lol...awwww.
you are just so stupid
<3

11:00pmTravis
i know i don't even make sense sometimes haha

11:00pmDelaney
me neither...thats why we carried on this stupid thing for what? like 6 years now?

11:00pmTravis
haha yup

11:01pmDelaney
soooo when are you not in school?
spring break?

11:01pmTravis
yup
in a week and a half from today
it will be glorious

11:02pmDelaney
what are you going to do on break?
surf?

11:02pmTravis
oooooooooooooooooohhhhh yeah
and rock climb
like no other

11:03pmDelaney
i am jealous of you

11:03pmTravis
my arms aren't going to function it'll be so bad

11:03pmDelaney
in fact, im going to punch you now

11:03pmTravis
you missed
because you're stupid
:)
:D

11:03pmDelaney
lol...and since youre stupid
i got you just now when you said that
in fact
there is already a huge bruise forming
darn

11:04pmTravis
haha

11:04pmDelaney
we are violent people
and we always call each other names
this is the best friendship everrrr

11:05pmTravis
Basically

11:05pmDelaney
sooooo
i wish i had more excited-ness to tell you
but i dont
im lame
and boring

11:06pmTravis
find me a totally awesome sweet and committed girlfriend
i mean i can do that on my own

11:06pmDelaney
wouldnt that be kinda weird?

11:06pmTravis
i don't need you stupid!

11:06pmDelaney
me randomly finding some girl for you?
i wish i had single friends!
im the only one!
everyone else is married or engaged!

11:07pmTravis
true
or me

11:07pmDelaney
maybe we ARE old