Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Battle of the Sex Gods and Sausage Skin

Via Yahoo Messenger.

In response to a quiz that Bob took on facebook.


delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: brad pitt?
delaneyundead: i must take this test.
er5endaam: do it
er5endaam: i win
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: im going to do it now
delaneyundead: and see who i get
delaneyundead: ewwww
delaneyundead: ben affleck
delaneyundead: gag
er5endaam: hahaha
er5endaam: your life sucks
delaneyundead: it does
delaneyundead: why do you get brad?
<delaneyundead: actually i dont like brad either
er5endaam: what?
er5endaam: why not?
er5endaam: i'm gay for him
er5endaam: i decided i'd take the quiz
er5endaam: if i got brad, i'd post it up
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: well
delaneyundead: i am eating breakfast for dinner now
er5endaam: hot
er5endaam: i love bfast for din din
er5endaam: haha
er5endaam: yeah

a few minutes later...


delaneyundead: so
delaneyundead: it goes
delaneyundead: i just ate pancakes
delaneyundead: and was about to eat sausage
delaneyundead: then I noticed that the sausage had like, a skin on it
delaneyundead: so i peeled it off and almost vomited
delaneyundead: my 11 year old sister went "it could be intestines for all i care." and she peeled the skin off and ate it.
delaneyundead: I vomited in my mouth and preceded to drink water
delaneyundead: tada

1 comments:

NerdySam said...

Once my brother was sick. He was drinking water and when the water hit the back of his throat he vomited into the cup. This made me think of that for some reason.

 
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