...its that time again. Time to view random pictures of ish on my screen. :)
I call this one, 'Two Boys On Webcam, While My Cousin and I Laugh At Them'.
and the second is called, 'Chris's Head On A Female's Body'. Go on, take a look...classy.
Via Yahoo Messenger with my bestie friend Ashtenboo. Towards the end of one of our wonderful conversations.
Ashten Fox: ok
Ashten Fox: i must
Ashten Fox: shower
Ashten Fox: and
Ashten Fox: attend to my beauty routine
Ashten Fox: aka get my shit buffed and painted
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: god, we are not feminine at all
Ashten Fox: lol i know
delaneyundead: even when we try to do feminine things
Ashten Fox: im such a dude
Ashten Fox: but ohw ell
Ashten Fox: *well
delaneyundead: its like, "alright...gotta go wax my pits, bish"
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: I act girly around Steve
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: i act girly in public for the most part
delaneyundead:but at home we all know i rip my tampons out int the kitchen
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
Ashten Fox: yes but
Ashten Fox: its charming
delaneyundead: lol....I look very cute when I do it.
delaneyundead:lmfao
Ashten Fox:this is true
Ashten Fox:you do it in a girly way
Ashten Fox: i mean
Ashten Fox:tampons are feminine
delaneyundead: yeah and if you giggle as you rip it out it kind of looks more charming
Ashten Fox: true
Ashten Fox:especially if your nails are painted
Ashten Fox:which they were
delaneyundead: red
delaneyundead: painted red
delaneyundead: that way the blood blends in so it still has a feminine appeal
delaneyundead: color coding is feminine
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I have to run some more on the treadmill
delaneyundead: so go do the girly thing
delaneyundead: i miss you!
delaneyundead: xxoo
delaneyundead: best frienddddd
Ashten Fox: xoxoxox
Ashten Fox:ttyl
Ashten Fox:bestieee
delaneyundead: bye!
Ashten Fox:deuces yo
delaneyundead: peace nukka
Via Yahoo Messenger.
In response to a quiz that Bob took on facebook.
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: brad pitt?
delaneyundead: i must take this test.
er5endaam: do it
er5endaam: i win
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: im going to do it now
delaneyundead: and see who i get
delaneyundead: ewwww
delaneyundead: ben affleck
delaneyundead: gag
er5endaam: hahaha
er5endaam: your life sucks
delaneyundead: it does
delaneyundead: why do you get brad?
<delaneyundead: actually i dont like brad either
er5endaam: what?
er5endaam: why not?
er5endaam: i'm gay for him
er5endaam: i decided i'd take the quiz
er5endaam: if i got brad, i'd post it up
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: well
delaneyundead: i am eating breakfast for dinner now
er5endaam: hot
er5endaam: i love bfast for din din
er5endaam: haha
er5endaam: yeah
a few minutes later...
Via Photobucket Remix Editor. Another package from my beastie, Mrs. Sam the Nerdy Ninja.
Thanks so much Sam! I love it more thanyou could know!
Via Yahoo Messenger
doucheisafunnyword appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in.
delaneyundead: SAm.
delaneyundead: I miss you
delaneyundead: you arent even online
delaneyundead: how pathetic am I?
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: we havent talked lately im sorrrryyyyy its been crazy here
delaneyundead: ugh
delaneyundead: miss eweeee
delaneyundead: who else will gossip with me about sexypants and mic todd???? whooooooooooooooooooooooo
Via Yahoo Messenger. I keep giving Ashten crap for trying to buy an repo house. lol. hence the following convo. Her status message said "food" so I replied with this:
delaneyundead: food is good
delaneyundead: unless youre us, then its bad
delaneyundead: be sure to save lots of the food
delaneyundead: so when the homeless people who got evicted from your new house wander past crying, you can throw them some
delaneyundead: and that way they wont starve
Ashten Fox: lol what?!
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: your insane
Ashten Fox: why would you say such things to me
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: rofl
delaneyundead: it just came to me
Ashten Fox: so mean
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead:i keep picturing all these little dirty faced latino kids in rags
delaneyundead: sadly walking past your home
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: no
Ashten Fox: stop
delaneyundead: tears rolling down their faces
Ashten Fox: i cant take it
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and we need all 4 rooms
Ashten Fox: we need them
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:and steve looks out with his shining glory
delaneyundead: and they think "once again the white man wins"
Ashten Fox: its like leave it to beave
Ashten Fox: his glowing abs glistening
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: as he happily mows the lawn
delaneyundead: steve is all blonde and golden
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead:with really nice teeth
Ashten Fox: hahhaha
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: and i come out all pregnant in cute heels
Ashten Fox: and our nice car and bike
Ashten Fox: with a puppy
delaneyundead:with a dog
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: "yall want some lemonade"
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead:thats so sad
delaneyundead:soooo sad
Ashten Fox: I know
Ashten Fox: but hilarious
Ashten Fox: and I dont care
Ashten Fox: because we pay our bills
Ashten Fox: so fuck them
Ashten Fox: we get the house
Ashten Fox: yayyyy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: what if there are like, toddlers and babies
delaneyundead: and they are all dirty and malnourished
Ashten Fox: then they can sign them over to us
Ashten Fox: I want kids anyway
delaneyundead: and they walk up crying and beggin for help
Ashten Fox: but no lazy adultos
Ashten Fox: (thats spanish for adults)
delaneyundead: and the mom has cancer and no legs
delaneyundead: and the dad is dead
delaneyundead: killed by a drunk driver
Ashten Fox: omg
Ashten Fox: that bish
Ashten Fox: especially under obama
Ashten Fox: would be getting so much money from the govt
Ashten Fox: that she would be moving into a bigger house
Ashten Fox: so
Ashten Fox: again
delaneyundead:shes an illegal immigrant
delaneyundead:so she gets no money
delaneyundead: and her kids are all citizens
Ashten Fox: yo no soy sympatico
delaneyundead: they cant live without her bc they love her so much
delaneyundead:and they just beg you
Ashten Fox: tooooo bad
Ashten Fox: did you know
Ashten Fox: you can join the military to get legal status
Ashten Fox: should have served your country
delaneyundead: yeah but not with cancer and no legs
Ashten Fox: and become a citizen
Ashten Fox: she didnt always have cancer
Ashten Fox: and that wouldnt be my problem
delaneyundead: she was about to join the military when a white rich man came and raped her, then burned off her legs
Ashten Fox: plus she has some kids
Ashten Fox: who are citizens
Ashten Fox: well then she could have sued him
Ashten Fox: and gotten lots of money
Ashten Fox: even as a non citizen
delaneyundead: he died right after that
delaneyundead: and there was no proof
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: auww
Ashten Fox: thats so sad
Ashten Fox: but luckily
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: we got their house
delaneyundead:what a sad tale
delaneyundead:what if its haunted by the dead husbands ghost?
delaneyundead:and he watches you in the shower
delaneyundead: and speaks spanish?
Ashten Fox: whatev
Ashten Fox: hes a ghost
delaneyundead: i guess he and steve would get along
Ashten Fox: and i speak spanish too
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: I speak spanish actually
Ashten Fox: I had to translate at CVS laast week
Ashten Fox: it was a wreck
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: the woman at the register couldnt speak spanish
Ashten Fox: the other woman couldnt speak english
Ashten Fox: and i was like
Ashten Fox: im not just going to stand here
delaneyundead: "bailon todos"
Ashten Fox: all she wanted was to find the bathroom and go pee
Ashten Fox: lmao
Via facebook Messenger. Poor Trav. And for the records...we've been calling each other by the nickname 'Stupid' for seriously about 6 or 7 years now. Don't ask. in high school, we'd walk by each other in the halls and say "Hey stupid."
10:43pmTravis
Delaney I'm taking a break
10:43pmDelaney
a break from what?
10:43pmTravis
studying
10:43pmDelaney
lol
yay!
talk to me then, im bored!
10:43pmTravis
sweet
you have 15 minutes of entertainment coming straight at you through a facebook chat window...!!!
10:43pmDelaney
lol
woowoo
travis chats are the best!
10:44pmTravis
sweet
so what's new my friend
10:44pmDelaney
not much
im bored
lol
life is very boring momentarily
10:44pmTravis
dang
mine's kinda crazy
10:45pmDelaney
how so?
10:45pmTravis
wanna hear about it?
k well number one
i'm at work right now
and there are like a billion people
10:47pmTravis
okay number 2
i got dropped like it's hot by a crying girl who told me it just wasn't the right time
number 3
I have finals next week in physucks and biochem
10:50pmTravis
i'm also going camping for three days and i'll be waking up to go surfing EVERY morning. I'm going to basically eat fish i catch in the water as i'm surfing and sleep on my board
like as i'm carving i'll just reach out and snag some
they won't even know what hit 'em
and i'll eat 'em like gollum
hello?
10:52pmDelaney
sorry
lol
my comp is lame
lol
ok
soooo
where do you work?
and that girl is missing out on a sweet catch
anddddd
speaking of sweet catch, im jealous of your surf/fish excursions
10:54pmTravis
I wish I was a sea lion sometimes. mates would be so easy to find
and fish
i work at the library
10:54pmDelaney
lol
awww trav
how old are you?
10:55pmTravis
almost 23
10:55pmDelaney
you are young!
you have tons of time to get married!
and find your mate...and fish
10:55pmTravis
yes
fish
mmm
10:56pmDelaney
i actually dont enjoy fish
at all
lol
ewwww
10:58pmTravis
that's stupid stupid
10:58pmDelaney
no its not, stupid. your face is stupid
10:59pmTravis
that's what she said stupid
10:59pmDelaney
lol...awwww.
you are just so stupid
<3
11:00pmTravis
i know i don't even make sense sometimes haha
11:00pmDelaney
me neither...thats why we carried on this stupid thing for what? like 6 years now?
11:00pmTravis
haha yup
11:01pmDelaney
soooo when are you not in school?
spring break?
11:01pmTravis
yup
in a week and a half from today
it will be glorious
11:02pmDelaney
what are you going to do on break?
surf?
11:02pmTravis
oooooooooooooooooohhhhh yeah
and rock climb
like no other
11:03pmDelaney
i am jealous of you
11:03pmTravis
my arms aren't going to function it'll be so bad
11:03pmDelaney
in fact, im going to punch you now
11:03pmTravis
you missed
because you're stupid
:)
:D
11:03pmDelaney
lol...and since youre stupid
i got you just now when you said that
in fact
there is already a huge bruise forming
darn
11:04pmTravis
haha
11:04pmDelaney
we are violent people
and we always call each other names
this is the best friendship everrrr
11:05pmTravis
Basically
11:05pmDelaney
sooooo
i wish i had more excited-ness to tell you
but i dont
im lame
and boring
11:06pmTravis
find me a totally awesome sweet and committed girlfriend
i mean i can do that on my own
11:06pmDelaney
wouldnt that be kinda weird?
11:06pmTravis
i don't need you stupid!
11:06pmDelaney
me randomly finding some girl for you?
i wish i had single friends!
im the only one!
everyone else is married or engaged!
11:07pmTravis
true
or me
11:07pmDelaney
maybe we ARE old
viw myspace comment. my video response to sam's. I look like my face is chubby. kinda double chinny. Im not sure why. it sucks. lol
Via Myspace Comment. Sam and I have become best friends over the p ast few weeks/days/whatever...and we are pe n pals. We decided to record each other opening our latest letters in order to upload the vids to RobotLuv. i haven't gotten Sam's yet..but here is her response to my letter.
Via yahoo Messenger. I had been awake early and left Ash a message about a dream I had where she was dead.
Ashten Fox: wtf
Ashten Fox: thats freaky
Ashten Fox: now i have to knowwwwwwww
delaneyundead: yeah totally it was scary
delaneyundead: in my dream i cant remember alot of it but you were in a car accident
delaneyundead: it wasnt realistic though
delaneyundead: there was no steve
delaneyundead: it was wierd
delaneyundead: we were in 'jersey'
Ashten Fox: that is super wierd
delaneyundead: but it wasnt really jersey...it was like this dream city
Ashten Fox: yeah
delaneyundead: and in it we had like grown up together and people knew we were super close
delaneyundead: our families were super close too...they were these huge 'jersey families'
delaneyundead: it was so creepy
delaneyundead: and at your funeral i kept crying and crying
delaneyundead: and they showed a video of us
delaneyundead: and at the end you had a message for me saying we were best friends til the end
Ashten Fox: dangggg
delaneyundead: it was soooo eery
Ashten Fox: yeah that is
delaneyundead: you know how in some dreams everything is kinda cloudy and stuff?delaneyundead: thats how it was in my dream
Ashten Fox: yeah
delaneyundead: all cloudy a nd dark and almost comic book like
delaneyundead: i woke up and when i realized it was a dream i was like "thank god"
delaneyundead: it was horrible
delaneyundead: *shiver*
Ashten Fox: yeah ive had those
delaneyundead: so weird
Ashten Fox: theyre super sad
Ashten Fox: and strange
delaneyundead: i wonder what it meant?
Ashten Fox: probably that you feel like our friendship is drying
Ashten Fox: *dying
Ashten Fox: it happened after days of not talking
delaneyundead: maybe
delaneyundead: i actually felt lately like weve gotten to talk more than ever
delaneyundead: there was no drew or steve or andrew or billy or anyone
delaneyundead: we were older teenagers
Ashten Fox: thats true
delaneyundead: it was just so random
Ashten Fox: i know
Ashten Fox: lol
Ashten Fox: but i mean the past few days
delaneyundead: and why jersey???
delaneyundead: lmfao
Ashten Fox: lol cuz were gangster
delaneyundead: hahahah
delaneyundead: we were really popular in the dream
delaneyundead: i wish i could remember all of it
delaneyundead: because there was like a plot to it
delaneyundead: i was trying to do something
Ashten Fox: lol
delaneyundead: i just cant remember what
Ashten Fox: Ashten and Delaney go to white castle
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: oh god
delaneyundead: neverrr
delaneyundead: not after last time
Ashten Fox: true
Ashten Fox: wow we really did
via Yahoo messenger
doucheisafunnyword: damnit bestie where are yooooooooou?!?!
doucheisafunnyword: I'm going into delaney withdrawals.
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: i am just here
doucheisafunnyword: YAAAAAA
delaneyundead: i may have to go soon though
doucheisafunnyword: I LOVE my letter
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: LOVE T
doucheisafunnyword: it*
delaneyundead: did you like it?
delaneyundead: did you read my ad libs?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I was SO excited when I went to the mailbox that I yelled out "YAY!" and josh came rushing outside asking "Are you okay?!?!"
doucheisafunnyword: I wasn't aware that mic todd has fish in his testicles.
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: yeah he does
doucheisafunnyword: but I'm not married to him like you are
doucheisafunnyword: so
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: i wish
delaneyundead: gosh i sure do wish
delaneyundead: the marriage part, not the testicles part
doucheisafunnyword: are they like the shoes from the 70's that you could put goldfish in?doucheisafunnyword: all clear and nifty
delaneyundead: I imagine mic todd's testicles being like any other man's testicles
doucheisafunnyword: With more rock
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lmfao.
doucheisafunnyword: he's got rockin' balls.
delaneyundead: doesn't he though?
doucheisafunnyword: I guess...
doucheisafunnyword: lma
doucheisafunnyword: o
doucheisafunnyword: I've never really thought about it honestly
delaneyundead: i know youre going to stab me but I have to run for a bit
doucheisafunnyword: not until the madlibs anyway
delaneyundead: mom duties call.
delaneyundead: ill be on tonight
doucheisafunnyword: You better come back!
delaneyundead: to give you the latest sexypants report
doucheisafunnyword: I will come to chicago and beat you@
Via yahoo messenger photoshare with sam. I cant believe IM posting this. It makes me look like an effing psycho. Im diggin my own grave with this one...
Via Yahoo Messenger. Okay, I admit I just wanted a reason to write 'star wars shmar wars'
delaneyundead: there is great movie coming out
delaneyundead: or already out
delaneyundead: and i must see it
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: its about star wars fans
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
delaneyundead: lets go see it together
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: I want a lightsaber tattoo sooooo bad
delaneyundead: wtf is it called again???
doucheisafunnyword: ?
doucheisafunnyword: I dunno
doucheisafunnyword: I have a friend who has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says JEDI
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i told you about when i got caught in the dark with lightsabers, right?delaneyundead: wow, that sounds bad
doucheisafunnyword: NO!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh yes
doucheisafunnyword: teelllll meeeeeeeee
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I wish you were real.. lol
doucheisafunnyword: <3
delaneyundead: Okay, so my bestest real life friend Brianna and I have this thing with star wars...we have ever since we met our sophomore year of high school.
delaneyundead: welll
delaneyundead: When we were 18 there was this Darth Vader mask at target, on sale for 10 bucks
delaneyundead: so of course, I was a young single girl with no child at the time, I blew the cash on it
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: it was SO SWEET
delaneyundead: it had this voice box thing on it
delaneyundead: where you could change your voice, and then press a button and it would breathe all heavy
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: soooo...
delaneyundead: since we got the mask, we couldnt pass up buying some lightsabers and ray guns
delaneyundead: we drove all over town and waved them at people out the window...when nightime hit it was superrrrr
doucheisafunnyword: omg'
delaneyundead: We had this friend Sean, who lived in a house downtown from us and he had this weird open-garage type thing
delaneyundead: we decided to hide in there and when he came home we'd start battling with the sabers and put on a show
doucheisafunnyword: holy hell
delaneyundead: he wouldnt know who we were because she ninja scarved her face and i had darth on, of course
delaneyundead: wellll....
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: we waited and talked ish with each other until we heard him driving up on his moped
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAH
doucheisafunnyword: the moped takes this story from a 9 to a 76
doucheisafunnyword: that's on a scale of 1-10 mind you
delaneyundead: little fact about Sean talkington: he went through this faze where he was in a 'moped gang' called the Black Crows, which consisted of a bunch of random artsy kids who moped-ed around town.
doucheisafunnyword: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delaneyundead: (they were all like 26 years old...way to make the story evennn betterrr)doucheisafunnyword: please post this one robotluv
doucheisafunnyword: if you love me you will
doucheisafunnyword: hahahaha
delaneyundead: So we were battling at full force and all of these kids come driving up.
delaneyundead: They all stopped, and we stopped
delaneyundead: and they stared at us, and we stared at them.
delaneyundead: and then someone was like "who is that???"
delaneyundead: and we ran into his house
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it's like i'm on a lolercoster
delaneyundead: it was fantastic
delaneyundead: we made such tools out of ourselves
doucheisafunnyword: you should have stopped and stared at them
delaneyundead: it was bad enough that we were Sean's 'young friends who weren't artsy enough'
delaneyundead: then we had to pull out the lightsabers
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: best memory ever
doucheisafunnyword: and then continued the fight
doucheisafunnyword: That's fantastic
delaneyundead: lol..
doucheisafunnyword: the only story that I have that's semi funny like that is..we used to build our own rockets and launch them
delaneyundead: when we drove home that night we saw bri's little sister and her boyfriend driving the other way from us...so we drove up and waved our lightsabers in slow motion
delaneyundead: Cassidy (her lil sis) was about to die
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: we were always embarassing her....umm....and i guess ourselves
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: BEST FRIENDS
doucheisafunnyword: Embarassment if for losers
doucheisafunnyword: !
doucheisafunnyword: I have NO DIGNITY
Via Yahoo messenger
delaneyundead: im also PMSing
delaneyundead: its my worst enemy
doucheisafunnyword: oooh awesome!
delaneyundead: i get SOOO emotional and depressed
delaneyundead: and if you think im joking
delaneyundead: think again
delaneyundead: lol
Via Yahoo Messenger
delaneyundead: some random firefighter jsut called and talked with me for about 6 minutes
delaneyundead: scary
Ashten Fox: huh?!
delaneyundead: they wanted money
delaneyundead: and so he kept telling me i sounded pretty
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: those firefighters...they sure do know how to swindle
Ashten Fox: damn them
Ashten Fox: no wonder steve was a firefighter
Ashten Fox: he could talk his way out of or into anything
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: you are in a household full of jews
Ashten Fox: i knowwwwww
delaneyundead: the cool thing?
delaneyundead: I can say that since you are
1. my best friend.
delaneyundead: and
delaneyundead: 2. really a true jew
delaneyundead: since youre a real jew and my bff, it cancels out any racism that could be interpreted in my statement
Ashten Fox: fa sho
delaneyundead: oh and black
delaneyundead: I forgot the black part
delaneyundead: and also I guess Italian too
Ashten Fox: true true
delaneyundead: and since youre married to steve and hes the whitest of them all, I guess technically you can rep for whitey too
delaneyundead: dang
Ashten Fox: im both coasts too
Ashten Fox: yayyy
delaneyundead: This takes our friendship to a whole 'nother level, because now when we're out driving at night
delaneyundead: I can throw multiple gang signs
delaneyundead: without fear of retaliation from the streets
Ashten Fox: hahahaha
Ashten Fox: yessss
delaneyundead: I mean, 'da streets'
delaneyundead:Im still not touching Jersey though
delaneyundead: no way.
delaneyundead: I mean, Ill go visit your family with you
Ashten Fox: hahahahaha
delaneyundead: but Im not reppin' anythign there
delaneyundead: Im liable to be thrown into the jersey shores, never to be seen again for months
Ashten Fox: true
delaneyundead: until my body washes up on the shore,
delaneyundead: covered in hypodermic needles and empty crack baggies that collected on my skin from the waters.
Ashten Fox: which wouldbe bad
Ashten Fox: i have to say
delaneyundead: maybe....you could probably sell some of it
delaneyundead: I mean, Id understand if you did
delaneyundead: those needles might come in good use for somebody
Ashten Fox: especially to the crack heads
delaneyundead: See? You totally get me
delaneyundead: BFFs
Via yahoo messenger. My status today said "I had a great dream about someone last night and Im not telling." So Ashten responded.
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: i bet i could guesssss
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: ok
delaneyundead: guess
Ashten Fox: uhm
Ashten Fox: dr sexypants
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: how could you ever have known?
Ashten Fox: idk
Ashten Fox: i think i have espn
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: I kept Drew home from daycare today
delaneyundead: hes feeling better
delaneyundead: but i didnt want to test it
delaneyundead: so now he is napping
Ashten Fox: yeah
Ashten Fox: auwww
delaneyundead: and I watched a great movie
Ashten Fox: poor buddy
delaneyundead: that was sad
Ashten Fox: which one
delaneyundead: The Invisible
delaneyundead: seen it?
Ashten Fox: no i havent
Ashten Fox: sonds familiar though
delaneyundead: Hold on
delaneyundead: Ill send you a link
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435670/
Ashten Fox: that looks good
Ashten Fox: hmm
delaneyundead: It was really intense
delaneyundead: lol
Ashten Fox: it is going on my netflix
delaneyundead: and Im PMSing so it almost made me cry
delaneyundead: dont read too much of that link though
delaneyundead: I think it spoils the ending
delaneyundead: and the best part is the suspense
Ashten Fox: holy cow
Ashten Fox: i can watch it right now on netflix
Ashten Fox: ay caramba
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: you should
delaneyundead: its intense
Ashten Fox: i will when im done making this video im workin on
delaneyundead: lol the lead actor starts out not so cute
delaneyundead: but then since hes such a decent actor
delaneyundead: he gets cuter
Ashten Fox: i love those kind
A few minutes later...
delaneyundead: oh lame
delaneyundead: the lead actor i was telling you about?
Ashten Fox: yeah
delaneyundead: well..hes in dragonball
delaneyundead: how lame
delaneyundead: it comes out this year
Ashten Fox: hahahahahahahha
Ashten Fox: dragonball?!
Ashten Fox: wtffffff
delaneyundead: yeah
Ashten Fox: im so sick of all this japanese anime shit
delaneyundead: how is he even in it?
Ashten Fox: japanese people are dorks
delaneyundead: hes not even asian
delaneyundead: wanna see?
Ashten Fox: hence steven loves them
Ashten Fox: i believe you
delaneyundead: oh boo
delaneyundead: it wont let me copy/save
delaneyundead: here
delaneyundead: look at this link
Ashten Fox: ok
delaneyundead: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2763819520/nm0154226
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: thats him
delaneyundead: stupid
Ashten Fox: very
delaneyundead: In some of his pics hes cute
delaneyundead: in some he looks like someone's hairy ass
delaneyundead: 'Justin Chatwin'
Ashten Fox: lmao
Ashten Fox: you dont have anything against hairy ass face
Ashten Fox: look at mic todd
delaneyundead: oh no...here we go again
delaneyundead: must I explain to you how beautiful he is when hes playing bass on stage?Ashten Fox: here we go again where im right
Ashten Fox: and your crazy
delaneyundead: Crazy for some lumberjack
delaneyundead: mrs. delaney Mic Todd
delaneyundead: it kinda looks scottish if you dont know how to say it
delaneyundead: sweet
Ashten Fox: lmao
delaneyundead: Delaney McTodd
delaneyundead: You could shorten it, even
Ashten Fox: you are going to love my mooooooooovie
delaneyundead: Delaney Todd
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: I bet I will
Ashten Fox: oh you have no idea
Via Yahoo Messenger. Late night/super early morning rambling post between miss sammy and I. Be prepared. it almost never ends.
delaneyundead: heyyyyyyy-yah
delaneyundead: i felled asleepies
doucheisafunnyword: you're the devil.
doucheisafunnyword: i had to spend time with myself...
delaneyundead: sowwie
delaneyundead: so
delaneyundead: i read chonny's latest
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: do you know how horrible I am?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: you said "lets all beat each other in a circle"
doucheisafunnyword: yes I did,
doucheisafunnyword: similar to a circle jerk
doucheisafunnyword: but not
doucheisafunnyword: have you ever listened to any Shabutie?
delaneyundead: no
doucheisafunnyword: OH MUH GAWD
doucheisafunnyword: seriously?!
doucheisafunnyword: Seriously?
doucheisafunnyword: you know shabutie was the precursor toCoheed, right?doucheisafunnyword: go to my blog immediately www.nerdyninjasb.blogspot.com
doucheisafunnyword: listen to that.
delaneyundead: yes and ok
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: it says reeeeeaaal dirty things
delaneyundead: is it the dirty song?
doucheisafunnyword: nasty like "give me my pussy, you whore"
delaneyundead: i commented on it
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: "when in doubt just get down on your knees and suck me"
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: i didnt know that was shabutie
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: its almost compariable shaft
doucheisafunnyword: yeah that's chonny's boyfriancee
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: oh dang
doucheisafunnyword: I'm only saying this because I'm a pervert, but I guarentee they have great secks
delaneyundead: ewww oh god
delaneyundead: other people having sex
delaneyundead: I need to bleach my thoughts now
doucheisafunnyword: lol as long as they're attractive it's cool
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's not like I said "old people doing it covered in mayonaise"
doucheisafunnyword: ::gag::
delaneyundead: okay im listening now just for yous
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't think that all the way through
delaneyundead: hmmm wait
doucheisafunnyword: ?
delaneyundead: that old people covered in mayo thing
doucheisafunnyword: ?!
delaneyundead: isnt that in a movie?
doucheisafunnyword: chapelle show
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yesssss
doucheisafunnyword: sex ed
doucheisafunnyword: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH balls
doucheisafunnyword: I found a video you have to see
delaneyundead: this song
delaneyundead: musically makes me feel like Im on drugs...like amphetamines
doucheisafunnyword: Yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: the end is the best
delaneyundead: lyrically, its not too clear
doucheisafunnyword: hang on..
delaneyundead: oh gosh, hee hee....eevery musician has to have that first band experience, right?
delaneyundead: I remember my first 'band'...im never going to be in a band again.
delaneyundead: and the one after
delaneyundead: iwish i could find our demo for you!
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: it was super
delaneyundead: and when I say super, I mean it sucked balls
doucheisafunnyword: ookay here are the lyrics
insert obscene lyrics here
delaneyundead: how fanciful
doucheisafunnyword: there's more the page froze up
delaneyundead: lol...I wonder if this is one of those songs that has a super duper secret meaning....
doucheisafunnyword: stupid INTERNETZZZZ
delaneyundead: or if it literally is what it sounds like
delaneyundead: ?
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: I like to think it's litteral it's zexy
insert more obscene lyrics here
delaneyundead: if some guy came up to me and said that and told me he 'deserved a lollipop, whore"
doucheisafunnyword: That's why I said ZEXY
delaneyundead: Id give hiim one...up his ass
doucheisafunnyword: LoL Have I mentioned I like kinky dirty sex? Not like gross buttsecks though
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: :: snort ::
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: dont get me started
doucheisafunnyword: Plus that would have to be in the right context
delaneyundead: pleaseplease.
doucheisafunnyword: Wait what?!
delaneyundead: the things ive seen
doucheisafunnyword: Do it START
delaneyundead: *blind*
doucheisafunnyword: GO!
doucheisafunnyword: Go!
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: no way!
delaneyundead: this will most likely get published on robotluv, and im not posting that ish
doucheisafunnyword: Are we going to get into swapping stories of freak?
doucheisafunnyword: As long as it's not like gerbils or anything that's cool
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: I think my memories would've been alot happier had my last relationship been a healthy one
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: I need a healthy relationship
doucheisafunnyword: This is true
doucheisafunnyword: Or a good fucking from a rockstar
doucheisafunnyword: it's the same thing
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: yeah, I can see where youre coming from?
delaneyundead: random ass
doucheisafunnyword: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIn_R-H4I5I
delaneyundead: is that....is that?
delaneyundead: could it be?? MIc Todddddddd
doucheisafunnyword: I'm glad you like me, otherwise you'd be offended all the time
delaneyundead: in all his prettyness
doucheisafunnyword: IT's more akward
delaneyundead: omg
delaneyundead: its from 2001
delaneyundead: in 2001 i was about 14 or 15
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: It
delaneyundead: thats illegal
doucheisafunnyword: Nah well yeah but that cool
doucheisafunnyword: Shit when Josh and I started dating I was 16 (just turned) and he was 21
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: wow..i like mic's fashionable aunt jemima head bandana
doucheisafunnyword: it's all freaky naughty
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: look at the hair beast
delaneyundead: go mic todd
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: it's no where to be found
doucheisafunnyword: Should I send it to chonny?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: only because
doucheisafunnyword: of the dancing that's coming up
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: hold on
delaneyundead: ill tell you
doucheisafunnyword: there's some GIANT ass that keeps girating in front of the camera
doucheisafunnyword: They are all really cute though
doucheisafunnyword: it's in the second song
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: okay
delaneyundead: so this recording quality is super
doucheisafunnyword: hell the video is worth just that
delaneyundead: it wasnt even recorded through the monitors
delaneyundead: someone just walked up with a cam
delaneyundead: woowoo best recordings ever. <3
doucheisafunnyword: yeah it's right up there with our video
doucheisafunnyword: I'd say our production quality was a little higher
doucheisafunnyword: :)
doucheisafunnyword: also rick astley
doucheisafunnyword: mm fish
delaneyundead: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: Clauds voice came with the hair btw
delaneyundead: id say the addition of rick astley in our video will up our fan base
delaneyundead: stardom, here we come
doucheisafunnyword: lol yessss
doucheisafunnyword: I like how mic says "Stick-ahs"
doucheisafunnyword: and stick-ahs
delaneyundead: oh wow
delaneyundead: insert gyrating due now
doucheisafunnyword: see the fatty?!
delaneyundead: there he is
doucheisafunnyword: YESSSSSSSS
delaneyundead: get it, guy in red shirt...get it
doucheisafunnyword: he's in pink and purple
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: I love it
delaneyundead: get it, my bad contact lenses, get it
doucheisafunnyword: no it's not that I don't see colors right
doucheisafunnyword: lol
doucheisafunnyword: really
doucheisafunnyword: I see colors off
doucheisafunnyword: so when it's red to everyone else I see hot pink
doucheisafunnyword: I can't see warm colors like everyone else
doucheisafunnyword: lol I'm "special"
delaneyundead: no, i think youre right this time
delaneyundead: my vision really is just that bad
delaneyundead: imlegally blind, you know
delaneyundead: its on my thrifty california license and everything
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't figure this out until a couple of years ago when josh and I argueed for 30 minutes about the color of a bus
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
doucheisafunnyword: ooooh niiiice
doucheisafunnyword: I;d use that to my advantage
doucheisafunnyword: I didn't mean to punch you in the balls...I'm legally blind , ya know"
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: i think i did it to myself
doucheisafunnyword: lazer pointers?
delaneyundead: well, you know...not origionally...but i made it worse
doucheisafunnyword: lol
delaneyundead: lol in highschool i refused to wear my glasses unless in class...it was a teenage protest bc i wanted contacts
delaneyundead: i lost those bitshes all the time!
doucheisafunnyword: are you watching mic's "sexy delaney" dance?
doucheisafunnyword: LoL
delaneyundead: once, no lie, i lost the rims but managed to keep the lenses...
delaneyundead: and yes, I had to tape them onto my face
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?!
doucheisafunnyword: LMAO
delaneyundead: then dad bought me contacts
delaneyundead: :)
doucheisafunnyword: niiiiice
delaneyundead: go me
delaneyundead: okay no
doucheisafunnyword: child abuse at it's finest
delaneyundead: story behind it
doucheisafunnyword: should I send it to her?
delaneyundead: theres this water drainage thing, where all the snow and rain water comes from teh mountains and kinda flows off into what I assume to be the ocean...
delaneyundead: my old house was right next to it. we called it the zankee.
delaneyundead: well, they fell in there
delaneyundead: i found a dead fish head in there once
delaneyundead: i was not about to go diving for my rims
delaneyundead: lol
doucheisafunnyword: WHAT THE FUCK?
delaneyundead: but the lenses were clearly visible
doucheisafunnyword: MMM FISH
delaneyundead: so i snatched em
delaneyundead: i know, right?
delaneyundead: and my best friend ashten thinks SHES badass for growing up in JERSEY
delaneyundead: pssshhh
delaneyundead: lmfao
doucheisafunnyword: how did the lenses become detatched?
delaneyundead: id assume the rocks
delaneyundead: who knows?
doucheisafunnyword: oooh gottcha
doucheisafunnyword: Jesus
delaneyundead: but i swear on all things special
delaneyundead: that it did happen
doucheisafunnyword: je wanted you to have contacts
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: he did
delaneyundead: that he did
doucheisafunnyword: yessssss
doucheisafunnyword: did you know Angel Ariel has LEPROSY?!
delaneyundead:yeah, i follow Angel's blog
delaneyundead: poor lassie
delaneyundead: lets take one for the team and get leprosy too
doucheisafunnyword: I replied to you on teh interwebz
doucheisafunnyword: Fuck the team
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: now i see how it is
delaneyundead: why are we awake at 1 am being tools?
doucheisafunnyword: lmao
doucheisafunnyword: It's 3 here
delaneyundead: *sigh*
doucheisafunnyword: :D
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: oh its almost two here
delaneyundead: dang
delaneyundead: even worse
delaneyundead: dont be so excited to point that ish out
delaneyundead: lol
Via Yahoo Messenger with my best friend.
delaneyundead: Im marrying Mic Todd
Ashten Fox: oh geez
Ashten Fox: well
delaneyundead: please be my maid of honor
delaneyundead: please?
Ashten Fox: ughhhhhhhhhh
Via Yahoo Messenger
Chris Smith: lol your running away to become a gypsy??
delaneyundead: yes
delaneyundead: i forgot to tell you
delaneyundead: after i found out you wouldnt wear pink at the wedding i was so heartbroken i made the life changing decision
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: so, thanks to you, i have to tattoo a giant moon and star on my shoulder and then learn how to play the tambourine
delaneyundead: thanks alot, Chris
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: oh gosh
delaneyundead: thats all you can say???!!!
Chris Smith: well i can't stop your dreams ha
delaneyundead: they arent dreams, they are what happens when a bride's groom ruins their wedding by refusing the color pink
Chris Smith: psh i didn't ruin it i just would never ware pink
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: its not a widely publisized issue, but each year, hundreds of women across the globe are forced into traveling gypsy caravans as a result of their significant other's lack of enthusiasm over their wedding decor choices
5 minutes later...
delaneyundead: how about we compromise?
delaneyundead: black suit...pink tie?
Chris Smith: i'd do that
delaneyundead: sweet
Chris Smith: lol
delaneyundead: can i still be a traveling gypsy?
Chris Smith: of course haha
Via Yahoo Messenger. Chris is backkk.
delaneyundead: hey at our wedding...will you wear pink?
Chris Smith: i have already told myself a long time ago i will never ware pink
delaneyundead: im so sad
Chris Smith: ?
Chris Smith: y
delaneyundead: bc i wanted you in pink
delaneyundead: my wedding is ruined
delaneyundead: how could you???
delaneyundead: lmfao
Chris Smith: lol im sorry
delaneyundead: now i have to battle you
delaneyundead: kinfefight?
delaneyundead: ???
delaneyundead: scaredy cat
Chris Smith: i get the axe
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: fine
delaneyundead: i want numchucks, a grenade, and the knives
Chris Smith: ok then i get an axe clymore and spear
delaneyundead: lmao
delaneyundead: then at the end, if we're still alive, we can shake hands, if we have them still
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: of course
Chris Smith: then go eat some food with our blooden bodies
Chris Smith: at some fancy place
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: oh gosh
delaneyundead: people will scream
delaneyundead: maybe we will get better seating though
Chris Smith: lol
Chris Smith: near the fish tank
delaneyundead: yessss
delaneyundead: i am going to throw my eyeball in the tank for them
Chris Smith: not mine!
delaneyundead: wimp
Via yahoo Messenger.
er5endaam: i was very polite
er5endaam: hey, you left me a voice mail!
er5endaam: i heart you
er5endaam: let's cohabitate
er5endaam: also, you don't ever need to leave your name with a vm
er5endaam: i recognize your sexy voice
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: sexy?
delaneyundead: i think i opened that one with "its a sheep!"
er5endaam: god yes
delaneyundead: or something
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: so hot of me
er5endaam: you did
er5endaam: so hot indeed
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: lmfao
delaneyundead: youre into some sick shit
delaneyundead: some very very sick shit
delaneyundead: lol
er5endaam: haha
er5endaam: oh yeah
er5endaam: forgot to give you a heads up with that
Via Yahoo Messenger. Bob and I have no lives.
delaneyundead: thanks for my oxen
er5endaam: indeed
er5endaam: wish i could afford me
er5endaam: more
er5endaam: *
delaneyundead: lol
delaneyundead: me too
delaneyundead: *sigh*
delaneyundead: what is life without useless virtual oxen?
er5endaam: i don't want to know
delaneyundead: i saw
delaneyundead: in my friends pet society house
delaneyundead: a fish bowl that is green with a skeleton fish in it
delaneyundead: i want
delaneyundead: wonder where i can buy that?
er5endaam: hmmmm
er5endaam: that's awesome
delaneyundead: isnt it?
Via yahoo Messenger. Oh Gee Sammy...we basically rock forever now. For the record, I am not a stalker. Boredom leads to amazing discoveries.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:26 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:27 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:28 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:29 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:30 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:31 PM): SAM!
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:35 PM): ?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:11:36 PM): I think i found dr sexypants
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:39 PM): WHAT?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:46 PM): ooooooooh
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:48 PM): LINK
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:49 PM): LINK
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:11:52 PM): LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:05 PM): there is no way
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:08 PM): there is no way this is him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:09 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:16 PM): http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=29018460
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:22 PM): letes try and figure out if it is him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:23 PM): ok
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:28 PM): i typed his last name in the search engine on a whim.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:35 PM): and this popped up
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:41 PM): his name is the same as our sexypants
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:46 PM): and his hometown is mine
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:49 PM): thats where i live right now
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:12:55 PM): but i cant figure it out fromthe pic
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:00 PM): it doesnt look like him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:18 PM): that pic just DOESNT look like him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:28 PM): what are the chances of two "insert sexypants' real name here' in naperville ill?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:13:29 PM): I hope it's not him :About me: I'm a really interesting person. I enjoy my own company more than the company of others. I masturbate frequently and sometimes cry afterwards.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:30 PM): ?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:13:38 PM): ?!
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:41 PM): LMFAO
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:45 PM): how will i ever know?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:51 PM): the pic jsut doesnt look like him?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:13:53 PM): but its a shitty pic
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:03 PM): does he have kids?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:15 PM): OMFG
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:17 PM): its him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:23 PM): you know how i know?
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:24 PM): oh wow
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:27 PM): bc in his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:34 PM): there is a girl who is a doctor at our clinic
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:34 PM): so he masturbates and cries?doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:37 PM): niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:39 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:40 PM): lmfao
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:43 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:44 PM): yessssss
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:46 PM): this is special
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:47PM):You have to tell him tomorrow you found it
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:50 PM): that doesnt look like him at all
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:14:54 PM): no way!
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:14:56 PM): and ask him if he cries alot
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:00 PM): lolololol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:04 PM): friend him on myspace
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:15:23 PM): tell him you got bored and were looking up co-workers
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:31 PM): he hasnt been on in forever
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:32 PM): omfg
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:34 PM): in his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:38 PM): a pic or two of him
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:40 PM): and he looks
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:42 PM): butt ass ugly
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:46 PM): that doesnt look like him at all
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:47 PM): omg
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:15:49 PM): this is super
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:16:02 PM): orentation:not sure
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:16:04 PM): lolololol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:10 PM): LMFAo
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:12 PM): i cant believe this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:16 PM): im glad i found this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:32 PM): his comments
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:33 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:35 PM): read this one:
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:16:42 PM): "hey... how come my penis smells like your mouth? its sort of creeping me out. and why does my head hurt when i wake up in the morning? anyway... see you soon bro. "
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:05 PM): "I enjoy using large words that I only partially understand, and then when someone asks me what it means I get all indignant and call them stupid. I've come into a recent dislike for Brazilians and thier salad tossing ways. "
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:07 PM): LMFAO
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:18 PM): LMFAo
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:20 PM): i am in love
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:22 PM): even more than before
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:26 PM): He's perfect for you.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:28 PM): i am laughing in real life
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:29 PM): he's nuts
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:32 PM): thats how you know its perfect
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:33 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:50 PM): OMGd
elaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:53 PM): look in his comments
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:17:53 PM): ?
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:17:56 PM): there is one that a girl sent
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:03 PM): with is name written on her arm in blood
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:04 PM): lol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:18:14 PM): holy shit
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:24 PM): guess imnot the only stalker. hahahah oh gosh.
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:25 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:27 PM): sam
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:31 PM): my night is so much better now
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:32 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:34 PM): and we shared this
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:18:35 PM): woowoo
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:00 PM): there is also a bunny raping a dog in his comments
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:01 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:19:08 PM): lol
delaneyundead (2/13/2009 9:19:10 PM): he is 27
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:37 PM): that looks like bbg sauce on her arm.
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:39 PM): lol
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:46 PM): bbq
doucheisafunnyword (2/13/2009 9:19:50 PM): lol
Via Yahoo Messenger. With MYSELF. Because loneliness sucks. For the record, I know I've lost it. You don't have to remind me.
How does this convo play out? Its simple. yahoo messenger allows for a user to have aliases. One of mine is Dee...the one I obviously use most is DelaneyUndead. I was just bored enough tonight to see if I could talk to myself. *sigh*
delaneyundead: hey
Dee: wow...so it is possible to instant message myself
delaneyundead: yeah it is...we're lame
delaneyundead: Just throwing that out there
Dee: I agree...only a super lame girl would write to herself
delaneyundead: Or a super lonely one.
delaneyundead: We are a lonely girl
Dee: thats deep.
Dee: I wish we had a place to go tonight
delaneyundead: By ourselves,even.
delaneyundead: i wouldn't be as lonely if I were out...i want to go stargazing.
Dee: We so should.
Dee: The skies are way clearer out here than at home.
delaneyundead: I miss home
Dee: ditto...mainly because Im you...so I share your thoughts
delaneyundead: You know, Mrs. Myself, i think we've hit rock bottom.
Dee: psh...don't say that
delaneyundead: I just did.
Dee: Wanna knife fight, biotch??!!
delaneyundead: Woah calm down.
delaneyundead: lol
Dee: We are getting way too much enjoyment out of this conversation with ourself.
Dee: I feel like Golom in Lord of the Rings...and Im not so sure thats good. lmao
delaneyundead: Well Delaney (aka myself). I think talking to ourself out of boredom on yahoo messenger isnt complete and total rock bottom.
delaneyundead: I mean, we could be living in a house with cats.
delaneyundead: like, as in 'cat lady' style
Dee: True that.
Dee: Wanna go for a run?
delaneyundead: yeah why not?.
delaneyundead: Its cold outside...
Dee: I like the cold. i think we need it.
delaneyundead: OK..well
delaneyundead: lets go.
Dee: Sweet.
Dee: Love me!
delaneyundead: Love me too!
Dee:Bye!
